Crockett Informs College Graduates That They ‘Understand How to Use A Chair,’ Referencing Popular 2023 Video of White Boaters Confronting Black Riverboat Captain

Rep. Jasmine Crockett Addresses Students at Tougaloo University Jasmine Crockett, a Texas Democrat, kicked off an event at Tougaloo University in Jackson, Mississippi, where she emphasized resilience in the face of challenges. She used a metaphor about “using a chair” to illustrate her point. Tougaloo College is a private historic black university located in the […]

Biden administration informs Congress it will forgive $5B in economic loans to Ukraine

The Biden administration has told Congress it plans to cancel $4.65 billion in Ukraine debt, about half of the economic loans provided earlier this year. State Department spokesman Matthew Miller confirmed the plan in a briefing Wednesday. “Therefore, we have taken the steps outlined in the law to cancel these loans and provide economic aid […]

Costco Informs Customers ‘Diddy’ Didn’t Buy His Baby Oil from Them

After news broke that rapper Sean “Diddy” Combs had a large stockpile of baby oil that he used at sex and drug parties, Costco told customers that the music and fashion mogul had purchased baby oil. I told him that I didn't do it. Big box retailers spoke out after Diddy's lawyer, Mark Agnifilo, speculated […]

CNN permanently axes opinion section, informs some writers via terse email

News giant CNN has decided to permanently shut down the opinion section of its website as part of a sweeping restructuring project under CEO Mark Thompson. News of the closure actually broke a few weeks ago. Substack Article Article by journalist Claire Atkinson. On July 10, Atkinson reported that CNN opinion editors and contributors had […]