CRAZY: Scientists invent ‘anti-gravity’ device that could
A scientist named Charles Buehler claims that he and a group of scientists and engineers have developed a device that defies the laws of physics in that it can move on its own without the need for propellant. Buehler, co-founder of Exodus Propulsion Technologies and a NASA electrostatic expert, said his team has been researching […]
Did Don Draper invent Grimace in 1971 to help the Mets in 2024? An investigation
Before Grimas joined the team, the Mets were a woeful, disorganized organization. The unknown, incompetent man arrived at Citi Field to throw out the first pitch on June 12, and since then the team has gone 9-2 and is within striking distance of clinching a wild card spot. Everyone is wondering how Grimas turned the […]
America, let’s invent some new sports
Yesterday, Deadspin’s entire staff was laid off after G/O Media sold the site to European startup Lineup Publishing. G/O Media CEO Jim Spanfeller announced the news in typical bland corporate remarks, but said the new owner wants to “build a new team that is more aligned with the brand’s editorial vision.” He also mentioned aspirations. […]