LIV Golf’s Joaquin Niemann cracks hilarious airline joke after seizing lead at Saudi International
Joaquin Niemann has played all over the world since joining LIV Golf, but has been unable to earn the all-important Official World Golf Ranking (OWGR) points there. He thought he could play enough events on the points-earning DP World Tour and Asian Tour to eventually find his way to a major championship. That approach paid […]
Notable baseball names react to MLB’s ‘golden at-bat’ rule: ‘Is this an April Fool’s joke?’
Major League Baseball is facing widespread criticism over new rules. Commissioner Rob Manfred said there has been “a bit of buzz” about “golden at-bats,” which would allow each team to allow a player who wants to be at bat just once during a game. This is not surprising, as rule changes are often met with […]
‘DOGE’ might be a punchline, but wasteful federal spending is the real joke
The U.S. government has been a laughing stock for generations because of its administrative bloat, waste, and overall inefficiency. That is about to change. Over the years, the late Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.) published the following: Annual report on government wasteaptly titled “The Wastebook.” Cobain and his staff offer everything from the ridiculous (like a […]
‘Do Not Stop Until You Kill Them’: Filipina Vice President Reveals Her ‘No Joke’ Threat To Have President Killed
The Philippine vice president appeared to have threatened to kill the president and two other senior officials if he was killed, prompting the presidential palace and security agencies to respond, The Guardian reported. Vice President Sara Zimmerman Duterte-Carpio, 46, made the apparent threat during a press conference Saturday at the House of Representatives in response […]
Donald Trump Jr., Elon Musk joke about purchasing MSNBC
Donald Trump Jr. and tech billionaire Elon Musk joked Friday about buying MSNBC. It started when President-elect Trump Jr., the eldest son of President-elect Trump, shared a meme saying MSNBC was for sale. trump jr. quote tweet I saw X's Friday meme and said, “Hey @elonmusk, I have the funniest idea ever!!!” “How much does […]
‘Where Are the Patriots’ Fighting Back Trump’s ‘Joke’ Cabinet Picks?
CNN political commentator Van Jones told “News Central” on Friday that “patriots” should fight back against President Donald Trump's Cabinet picks. When asked about Kash Patel leading the FBI, Jones said: That's just a joke. Where are the patriots? Where are the American patriots? You're now talking about completely incompetent people, people that most Americans, […]
DOGE is no joke — don’t underestimate Trump’s attack on government inefficiency
How fun it will be to watch Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy over the next few months take the ax A bloated and inefficient federal government. After all, their threat to do just that has already caused a massive collapse on the left, and they haven't fired a single person. Sure, it's fun, but shrinking […]
Satire site the Onion wins auction for Infowars, vows to make Alex Jones’ empire a ‘cosmic joke’ for Sandy Hook families
Satirical magazine The Onion has been sold at auction, acquiring assets from Alex Jones' Infowars empire. The Onion's CEO has vowed to turn Infowars into a “cosmic joke” for the families of the victims of the 2012 Sandy Hook school shooting. Jones announced the deal in a document Thursday morning. video Posted on X social […]
Tyrus: I wish this was a joke, but it's not
Fox News contributor Tyrus argues that American politics are being bogged down by an ‘elite group of morons’ during an … source
Jimmy Kimmel Cracks Ethnic Joke About Melania, Fantasizes About Her Divorcing Trump
ABC's Jimmy Kimmel, who was on the verge of tears following President-elect Donald Trump's victory last week, disparaged first lady Melania Trump on Tuesday's show, making fun of her accent and calling her the I conjured up a fantasy and immediately returned to my old self. She divorced President-elect Donald Trump. Jimmy Kimmel attacked Melania […]