My mother-in-law gifts me literal trash, how do I tell her I don’t want it

Dear Abby: I recently married the love of my life, “John.” I am very close to her mother-in-law “Sarah”. She and my father-in-law are retired and financially well off. For each special occasion, John and I carefully selected gifts for his parents, going the extra mile to ensure the gifts conveyed our love and appreciation […]
NYC hotspot turns into literal hole in the wall with ‘wine window’ to tap booze-to-go demand

Side Dish has learned that a popular New York City restaurant has become a literal hole-in-the-wall, serving Merlot, Syrah, and other vintages through a drinkable “wine window.” Eric Griego and Austin Woolridge, owners of Please Tell Me More, have turned to the restaurant for centuries as a way to increase revenue at a time when […]
Victor Wembanyama is out here making NBA players look like literal children

Sometimes it’s not fair to play basketball with Victor Wenbanyama. Monte Morris learned that the hard way Tuesday night. Morris isn’t the tallest man in the world, but he’s still 6’2. For example, at that height, no one should be able to swing a ball over your head, like a humbled kid being forced to […]
Socialist group outraged Texas library hired cops for security against homeless violence: ‘Adding … quite literal violence’

Socialists and anti-police activists have voiced opposition to the deployment of armed police at the Central Library in San Antonio, Texas, to combat a sharp increase in attacks by homeless people. San Antonio Public Library Director Ramiro Salazar said: san antonio report In December, it was announced that libraries had been able to get by […]