‘Piss Bandit’ who taunts locals with urine bottles is California’s number-one menace
Someone is pissing off California's rich people. Every few days, a mysterious figure in a mask and latex gloves carries bottles of urine into wealthy neighborhoods, carefully arranging them in utility boxes before disappearing into the night. Known as the “Piss Thief,” he has been leaving his mark on Pasadena for the past six years […]
Locals help Helene victims, feds nowhere to be seen
Hurricane Helen was one of the most devastating natural disasters to hit land in American history, killing more than 100 people. Thousands of people are still missing. Houses are destroyed. And millions of people are without power. Just days after the disaster, President Joe Biden said the federal government was doing everything in its power […]
EXCLUSIVE: ‘It’s PTSD’: Haitian-caused traffic accidents leave Springfield locals horribly shaken
Residents of Springfield, Ohio, are warning that the influx of about 20,000 Haitians has led to an increase in traffic accidents, some of which have been fatal. Springfield drew national attention last year when an unlicensed Haitian immigrant crashed into a school bus on the first day of the school year in August 2023, killing […]
Secret Service told locals they would ‘take care of’ building used by Thomas Crooks to shoot Trump
First appeared on FOX: According to an investigation by Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley of Iowa, Secret Service agents assured law enforcement in Butler County, Pennsylvania, that they would provide security for the building where attempted assassin Thomas Crooks shot and killed former President Donald Trump and others during an outdoor rally on July 13. “Butler […]
Locals Say Migration Imposes Two-Tier Society on Springfield, Ohio
Ordinary Americans in Springfield, Ohio, speak openly about how elite-induced migration has distorted the economy, destabilized neighborhoods, and created a two-tiered society that favors immigrants over Americans. Federal benefits for immigrants “are a huge burden for people like me, or anyone else who doesn't get benefits. [government-]”Assisted living — to find affordable housing at the […]
Would Reagan be welcome in today’s GOP? Actor Dennis Quaid, locals from his hometown offer mixed views
Dixon, Illinois – Locals in the late president's hometown had mixed feelings about whether Ronald Reagan would be welcomed in today's Republican Party at the “Reagan” movie premiere in Dixon, Illinois. Many political commentators would argue that today's MAGA movement looks and feels different from the party that was once made up of traditional Reagan […]
NYC’s new anti-rat pizza box trash cans passed over by locals
B-Mouse Summer isn't over yet. New Yorkers aren't convinced the city's new pizza box trash cans will scare away pizza-loving rats. New York City parks officials on Friday unveiled new rodent-proof trash cans big enough to fit a square pizza box in several New York City parks, but the new bins went largely unnoticed by […]
Spoof article about supposed congestion pricing in Hamptons drives locals crazy
A fake story about congestion pricing supposedly set to be implemented in the Hamptons over Labor Day weekend hit all too close to home, with some upset readers flooding the governor's office with angry calls. Sarcastic Dan's latest paper He also suggested that they would charge based on the value of the vehicles, even going […]
Oklahoma student Caleb Horst banned from flying American flag on his truck as classmates, locals rally to support him
Oklahoma residents gathered en masse at their town's high school with American flags flying from their cars in protest after a student was told he couldn't fly the flag from his truck on school grounds. Caleb Holst, a junior at Edmond North High School, said school officials told him on Aug. 21 that he was […]
‘A true fervour’: Organisers rally locals to get behind Paris 2024 Paralympics | Paris Paralympic Games 2024
PThis week, Franglais' limit-pushing advertisements have been plastered on the walls of Paris subway stations. Next to pictures of Paralympic athletes running, jumping and spinning wheels, a slogan is written for the residents of the French capital: “Games [is not] The end”. For those unfamiliar with 1980s arcade jargon, “game over” was the message that […]