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Pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati misses Olympic final after manhood catches crossbar

Something rather unpleasant has happened to stand in the way of French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati’s progress towards his Olympic dream. On Saturday at the Paris Olympics, Ammirati attempted a 5.70-metre jump on his third attempt but his genitals, still wearing his shorts, hit the bar, causing it to fall. Anthony Ammirati of the French […]

Recovering the Path to Manhood

It may have been the worst Super Bowl commercial ever. Chelsea Handler and Sarah Silverman are competing with one another, trying to use their cell phones in preposterous places. Silverman, still talking to Handler, is delivering a baby in an underground bunker. Handing the baby to the mother, she glances down and sees the sex. […]

Pride Month Finally Comes For One Of The Last Bastions Of Manhood

Gamers. They targeted gamers. We should all be used to the rainbow crowd ruining everything by now. Even ordinary Americans who don’t harbor even the slightest bit of homophobia or hatred towards other people are bound to be annoyed by the annual June barrage of rainbow logos, Pride pandering, and hyper-sexualization of everything. But there […]