Raccoon Found Enjoying a Drunken Nap in Liquor Store Bathroom
Drunk Raccoon Found in Virginia Liquor Store A liquor store worker in Virginia stumbled upon a rather unexpected scene when he discovered a drunken raccoon passed out in the bathroom after indulging in some alcohol. The Hanover County Animal Shelter confirmed that this “masked bandit” had rummaged through the aisles of the Ashland ABC store, […]
Yankees offering George Costanza nap bobbleheads on ‘Seinfeld Night’
George’s Summer at Yankee Stadium The Yankees have some exciting news. On August 21, during their game against the Red Sox, the first 18,000 fans will receive a special bobblehead featuring George Costanza—yes, the one from *Seinfeld*—catching a nap under George Steinbrenner’s desk. It’s all part of the themed “Seinfeld Night” event at the stadium. […]
Chipper Jones woke from a nap to witness the Braves collapse: ‘OMG’
Chipper Jones Reacts to Braves’ Shocking Loss Chipper Jones was astounded by the Atlanta Braves’ unsettling defeat against the Diamondbacks on Thursday. The Hall of Famer had confidence that his old team would secure a win and avoid a three-game sweep, especially after leading by six runs going into the eighth inning. “Today is a […]
The Fed Should Take a Long Winter’s Nap
Fed leans back on another mistaken rate cut Fed officials appear intent on repeating the mistakes of September and November by cutting rates again next time. Economic indicators clearly need a pause. Fed Governor christopher wallerSpeaking in Washington, he announced tentative intentions to cut interest rates at the Federal Open Market Committee meeting in December, […]
Is drinking caffeine before a nap the key to better sleep?
Caffeine and sleep may seem like polar opposites, but combining them may offer benefits. “Nappuccinos” have become a popular way to optimize sleep by drinking a caffeinated beverage before taking a nap, helping people wake up with more energy. On a recent episode of Stephen Bartlett's podcast, Diary of a CEO, Dr. Sheri Mar, a […]
Olympic gold medalist takes nap on lawn after complaining about Olympic village conditions: ‘Hard to sleep’
Thomas Ceccon may have won gold at the Paris Olympics, but we’re not sure whether good sleep was a factor. The Italian swimmer won his first Olympic gold medal in the men’s 100m backstroke at just 23 years old (in his second Olympic Games). However, he did not enjoy the same success in the 200 […]
‘Pommel Horse Guy’ took a nap, won a medal, and became an Olympics gymnastics legend
The Olympics are a treasure trove of unlikely heroes, unblinking names that become legends overnight. That’s exactly what Steven Nedorosik did on Monday in the U.S. men’s artistic gymnastics competition. His masterful performance on the pommel horse earned the U.S. a bronze medal, its first men’s medal since 2008, and cemented him in the national […]
Democrats Nap Peacefully Through Border Crisis They Engineered
Editors’ Note: If the reader is like us, this border chaos is beyond frustrating. The Biden administration and those supporting it act as if nothing is wrong. The administration and Congressional leaders regularly trot officials forward to say the border is “under control.” The outright lying and the choice to simply ignore the laws of […]
Surprising reason you should drink coffee before a nap: sleep expert
Sleep with the smell of coffee. It may seem counterintuitive, but drinking coffee before a nap may be the secret to waking up refreshed, sleep experts claim. “Caffeine takes about 30 minutes to metabolize, but when you wake up you get the dual benefits of rejuvenation from a nap and wakefulness from caffeine,” says snooze […]
REPORT: Probe Launched Into Airline As Pilots Allegedly Nap During Flight In Indonesia
On January 25, FOX News reported that aviation authorities have launched an investigation into an Indonesian airline after two pilots allegedly took a 28-minute nap during a flight. Indonesian authorities have charged Batik Air Indonesia’s 32-year-old captain and 28-year-old co-pilot with negligence for deviating from the flight path after reportedly falling asleep in the cockpit. […]