Snoop Dogg is the greatest thing to ever happen to the Olympics
Snoop Dogg is the best thing that’s ever happened to the Olympics. I said so. To be fair, I’ve said this at least 14 times now in various text messages to friends, out loud to my dog, or just in my mind, and while the Olympics in general are a big deal and I’m not […]
Olympics opening ceremony was the Alphabet Mafia’s magnum opus
In a final show of force, the Alphabet Mafia hijacked the Olympics and turned the opening ceremony into a bizarre and blatant mockery of Jesus Christ. The Paris Olympics opened with a pornographic re-enactment of Leonardo da Vinci’s interpretation of “The Last Supper,” the meal Jesus shared with his disciples before his crucifixion. The Paris […]
Iraq Demands Olympics Keep Israeli Flag Away from Theirs, IOC Says No
Helder Rauf, head of Iraq’s delegation to the Paris Olympics, said Saturday that the International Olympic Committee (IOC) had rejected Iraq’s request not to fly the Israeli flag next to the Iraqi flag during soccer matches. “When we arrived at the Lyon stadium, the Iraqi flag was flying next to the Israeli flag,” Rauf said. […]
Trump slams opening ceremony of 2024 Paris Olympics
Former President Trump 2024 Paris Olympics Critics claimed the scene was a parody of Leonardo da Vinci’s classic painting, “The Last Supper,” sparking outrage. “The truth is, I thought the opening ceremony was a disgrace,” Trump told “The Ingraham Angle” on Monday. “I thought it was a disgrace.” The scene depicts dancers and cross-dressers gathered […]
Olympics Apologizes for Confusing North Korea and South Korea
The International Olympic Committee (IOC), which oversees the ongoing 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris, apologized to South Korea this weekend for mistakenly referring to the South Korean delegation as the “Democratic People’s Republic of Korea” (DPRK) at the opening ceremony. DPRK is the official name of the communist North Korea, with which South Korea (officially […]
Olympics broadcaster Scott Hanson reveals bloodied finger while rooting for Team USA
Please subscribe to Fox News to access this content You’ve reached the maximum number of articles. To continue reading, please log in or create a free account. By entering your email address and pressing “Continue”, you agree to Fox News’ Terms of Use and Privacy Policy, including the Financial Incentive Notice. Please enter a valid […]
Eurosport Commenter Apologizes for ‘Sexist’ Remark That Led to Dismissal from Olympics Coverage
Eurosport’s Bob Ballard has apologised for “sexist” comments which ultimately led to him being removed from the Olympics coverage. “Well, the girls are just finishing up. You know what it’s like to hang out and put on makeup,” Ballard said on Saturday after the Australian women’s swimming team won the 4x100m freestyle relay. The comments […]
Biden, Harris called out by religious group for staying silent on ‘insulting’ Olympics Last Supper drag parody
President Biden and Vice President Harris are facing criticism for failing to address outrage in the religious community over the depiction of a painting believed to be a parody of Leonardo da Vinci’s “The Last Supper” during the opening ceremony of the 2024 Olympics on Friday. Biden, who identifies as Catholic, has yet to comment […]
A’ja Wilson, Breanna Stewart dominate in USA Basketball women’s 102-76 win over Japan in the Paris Olympics
Led by Breanna Stewart and A’ja Wilson, the historically dominant U.S. women’s basketball team outshone Japan, 102-76, to win their opening pool match for the 2024 Paris Olympics. The U.S. team, famously undefeated in the Olympics since 1992, looked invincible again this time, taking a comfortable early lead despite some uncharacteristic shooting struggles. In a […]
Paris Olympics Drag Queen Responds to Backlash: ‘We Ain’t Going Nowhere’
The drag queen who carried the Olympic torch at the Paris opening ceremony told critics “we’re not going anywhere” after her act was criticized for appearing to mock Christianity. French drag performer Carl Sanchez, known by his stage name Nicky Doll, took to social media to mock “people who are outraged by queerness on screen” […]