Border agent struck by sandwich in DC recalls: ‘I could smell the onions and mustard’

A Customs and Border Protection (CBP) officer testified Tuesday in a federal misdemeanor trial concerning an incident in Washington, D.C., where he was attacked by a sandwich this summer. Gregory Laremore, identified as the first witness for the government, described how the sandwich “exploded” upon impact with his chest, stating he even felt the hit […]
Whataburger being sued for including onions in a meal by a Texas man

Texas Man Sues Whataburger Over Unwanted Onions A man from Texas has filed a lawsuit against Whataburger after claiming that his meal included onions, despite his request for an onion-free order. The lawsuit was submitted last month by Demarie Wilson in Harris County’s 269th Judicial District Court. According to the documents, Wilson ordered a “fast […]
Hilaria Baldwin ‘forgets’ the English word ‘onions’ years after ‘fake’ accent debacle

Oh dios mios! Hilaria Baldwin found herself having trouble speaking Spanish again after watching a video of a self-proclaimed Spaniard forgetting how to pronounce common English words despite being from Massachusetts. Inside the clip Get it on Daily MailAlec Baldwin's wife (real name Hilary Hayward-Thomas) was cooking a “traditional” Spanish meal for her holiday guests […]
My shirts reeked of onions; my father hated the ‘phoney Tudor windows’. That flat will always mean home | Michael Rosen

It's strange and obvious that 62 years after I left the north London flat where I grew up, I still consider it home. I still remember the phone number: Pinner 1826. You can walk around the apartment in your head, tracing your hand over the “distemper” on the bathroom wall or another Parisian wallpaper. You […]
Judge rejects the Onion’s bid for Infowars, calling it ‘doomed’ after cancellation of live auction

The Onion, a Chicago-based liberal satirical publication recently acquired by a longtime Democratic Party donor Jeff Lawsonattempted to acquire the assets of Alex Jones' Infowars empire in a court-ordered bankruptcy auction last month. Gun-snatching activists and others on the left celebrated the news that Onion had been auctioned off to the apparently second-best bid. ben […]
Alex Jones-affiliated company challenges Onion’s Infowars deal

Losers associated with conspiracy theorist Alex Jones on Monday disputed the Onion's acquisition of Jones' Infowars website, saying the humor site won a fraudulent bankruptcy auction and offered half the bid in cash. First American United Companies, which is affiliated with Mr. Jones' nutritional supplement business, has asked U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Christopher Lopez in Houston […]
E. coli cases climb to 104 in McDonald’s outbreak tied to slivered onions

At least 104 people have become sick and 34 have been hospitalized in an outbreak of E. coli food poisoning linked to onions in McDonald's Quarter Pounder burgers, federal health officials said Wednesday. According to the latest information from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, cases have been confirmed in 14 states. In Colorado, […]
Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, KFC pull onions after McDonald’s E.coli outbreak

Yum Brands announced Thursday that it will remove raw onions from meals at some Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurants as an “out of caution” following an E. coli outbreak linked to McDonald's Quarter Pounder burgers. An E. coli outbreak has killed at least one person and sickened nearly 50 people in […]
McDonald’s supplier recalls onions linked to deadly E. coli outbreak

McDonald's suppliers have recalled yellow onions produced at a Colorado factory following a deadly E. coli outbreak at the fast food chain. Taylor Farms, which supplies onions to McDonald's franchises that are the subject of a multi-state investigation by health officials, is removing the product “out of an abundance of caution” and as of Wednesday […]
McDonald’s Big Mac lovers disgusted by how onions are prepared: ‘I feel sick’

This onion might make you cry. Big Mac-loving fast food lovers are in for a rude awakening as McDonald’s staff exposes the ugly truth about how they prepare the once-beloved burger’s toppings. are doing. “This is how we make onions,” began Mickey D’s chef Hussain. Published in viral video A seemingly sneaky vegetable process. “First, […]