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Maher on another Trump term: 'I'm s—ting my pants. … I may quit'

comedian bill maher said on the podcast He said he wanted to quit the show because of President-elect Trump's prospects for a second term. “I got my pants dirty,” Maher said. “I mean, next time I might quit because I don't want to do it — I did Trump. I did everything about Trump before […]

Brewers get Bob Uecker involved in playoff celebration: ‘I peed my pants’

Bob Uecker had a blast celebrating the Brewers' NL Central Division title. “I peed in my pants“The Brewers' famous radio announcer said that before being showered with champagne after Milwaukee clinched its second consecutive National League Central Division title on Wednesday.” The 90-year-old Euker, known as “Mr. Baseball,” is synonymous with Brewers baseball and this […]

Bette Midler Hopes Trump Will ‘Poop’ His Pants During Debate with Kamala Harris

Disney Hocus Pocus 2 star Bette Midler couldn't resist making a low-key statement ahead of Tuesday's presidential debate. Bette Midler described a bizarre defecation fantasy she had of watching former President Donald Trump defecate on stage during a live ABC broadcast, writing, “I can't wait to watch you defecate in your pants on national television […]

Smuggler with 100 live snakes in his pants stopped at customs in China

Chinese authorities say they have arrested a man who tried to smuggle more than 100 live snakes through customs with his trousers stuffed with them. China Customs said in a statement on Tuesday that the unidentified traveller was stopped by customs officials as he tried to sneak out of semi-autonomous Hong Kong into Shenzhen with […]

Mr. Pancake arrested with hamsters in his pants

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Matthew Pancake was arrested this week in Columbus after a string of break-ins involving pet stores where he allegedly let animals loose in shopping mall parking lots. Pancake, who was identified by wearing a leopard print one-piece, was eventually arrested by police after a member of the public reported her to the […]

Man Caught Trying to Smuggle over 100 Snakes into China in Pants Pockets

A man attempting to smuggle more than 100 live snakes from Hong Kong to mainland China was arrested with the snakes hidden in his trouser pocket, customs authorities said. Five different snakes discovered According to CNN, customs officials at the port of Futian placed the items in a sealed bag and shoved it in the […]