QUAY: Shane Gillis’ Netflix Show ‘Tires’ Is A Masterpiece Of Post-Woke Comedy
Tires, a new Netflix series from comedian Shane Gillis, premiered on May 23rd and, in just six short episodes, has set a new standard for post-Woke American sitcoms. of show The show is set in rural Pennsylvania at a struggling auto repair shop affiliated with the tiny Valley Forge Automotive chain. Gillis, who grew up […]
QUAY: Welcome To The Future, Where Your Tools Become Your Masters
There are few driving experiences more irritating than having a drama queen in your passenger seat. She (and it’s always a she) doesn’t even have to say anything. Clutching the grab handle as you take the on-ramp, sharply inhaling as you beat a red light, glancing nervously out the window as you change lanes — […]
QUAY: Kellyanne Conway Shills For Chinese Spy App That Turned Her Daughter Into An Unfilial Internet Prostitute
A bill that could ban the soul-crushing, brain-melting, civilization-destroying Chinese spyware app known as TikTok passed the House with an overwhelming bipartisan majority on Wednesday. This is despite the best efforts of Trump advisor turned corporate executive Kellyanne Conway. multiple meetings With MPs on behalf of her Payroll Director of the Club for Growth. Politico […]
QUAY: The Most Important Part Of Biden’s SOTU Was What Happened Outside The Capitol
Biden’s final State of the Union address before the election is over, but the real action took place outside the Capitol, where hundreds of pro-Palestinian demonstrators tried to block the route of the president’s motorcade. Wearing keffiyehs and waving Palestinian flags, they called police “slave catchers and bastards” and demanded an immediate ceasefire. (Related: Chaos […]
QUAY: Want To Destroy America? Donate To Harvard!
The beauty of America is that you can earn a lot of money and do whatever you want with it. But if out of all possibilities you choose to give to Harvard, I would question your motives. It’s something like this: Imagine you have been selected for a bizarre reality show competition. Each contestant is […]
QUAY: Poland’s Purge Of Conservatives Offers A Warning … And A Blueprint
If you're looking for a dystopian tale of American political collapse, you don't need to go to the fiction section. Read Politico's coverage of the ongoing crisis in Poland and swap some of the names. “In a dramatic escalation of Poland's fight to restore the rule of law, police entered the country's presidential palace on […]