Valerie, The Little Sausage Dog Found After 529 Days And Internet Is Ecstatic
Quick Take The summary is AI-generated, and the newsroom was reviewed. Valerie, a miniature dachshund, was found after 529 days of missing. She disappeared on Kangaroo Island, Australia during a family trip. Volunteers used stinky t-shirts to create a Valerie scented trail. More than 500 days after getting lost, Valerie, a miniature dachshund, went missing […]
Soaring sausage sales could indicate economic turmoil as consumers turn away from costlier meats, expert reveals
As American families grapple with the effects of skyrocketing inflation, more people are turning to sausages as a meat substitute to cut back on their consumer spending. But some experts worry that the slight increase in sausage sales could signal deeper economic turmoil as the prices of basic goods continue to rise. “At the end […]
Carjacker with ‘sausage fingers’ fails to break into Tesla after failing to grasp door handles
Incredible footage from New Zealand shows the moment a carjacker fails to break into a Tesla, proving the popular electric vehicle’s “tricky steering” makes it a crime-proof solution. According to footage posted by Kiwi EV Adventures, a large man wearing a balaclava tried to get into a car while it was stuck in traffic. A […]
Derek Falvey talks Twins’ strong start, ‘Rally Sausage’
Derek Falvey joins “The Show.” new york post There are a lot of interesting stories happening in MLB right now. The Dodgers have two National League MVP candidates in Mookie Betts and Shohei Ohtani. The Orioles and Yankees may have a tough race ahead of them in the American League East. Will the Astros be […]
This Is So Baseball: Twins Are Getting Win After Win Off Completely Accidental Sausage Superstition
It’s hard to get better baseball than this. When it comes to being a baseball player, there are usually a lot of superstitions involved. That’s the way the sport works. Check out this article today about the lucky sausage in the dugout that helps you win. I said this is a “very baseball” story. So […]
Woah! Twins’ Byron Buxton Nearly Blasted By Giant Sausage
Talk about a close call! We nearly had outright chaos Tuesday at American Family Field during a game between the Milwaukee Brewers and Minnesota Twins, and why is that? Because we nearly had a Major League Baseball player get absolutely blasted by a giant sausage … yes, a giant sausage. If you’re a fan of […]
DAVID DITCH: The Legislative Sausage Is Crammed With Wasteful Pork
If you listen to the media, it’s a “victory” for Congress to finally pass a spending bill and avoid a government shutdown. That’s why the standard of achievement is so low in Washington, DC. But when you think about what that collection is, its value to the American public becomes questionable. legislative sausage contained. For […]
Over 35,000 pounds of Johnsonville sausage recalled
Approximately 35,430 pounds of Johnsonville turkey kielbasa sausage has been recalled. This sausage may be contaminated with foreign objects such as rubber particles and was manufactured by Salm Partners, LLC in Denmark, Wisconsin. Shipped nationwide. The best before dates for sausages are May 17, 2024 and May 18, 2024. The recalled products also have the […]
Israel Diplomats son, Avraham Gil, beaten by Florida inmate after sausage conversation
Brat Wurst was defeated. The brash, traffic-hating teenage son of an Israeli diplomat who was arrested for running over a police officer on his motorcycle was beaten in a Florida prison on Wednesday over a conversation about sausages. Abraham Gill, 19, returned to the Miami-Dade County Jail to update his mugshot after being sentenced to […]