‘I’d Really Like to Get the Government Out of My F*cking Snatch’

Kamala Harris' agent Julia Louis-Dreyfus, starring Veep and seinfeldfilmed a low-quality video ad for Democratic candidates on camera, declaring, “I really want to save the government from my fucking snatch.” Now, let's get down to business. Donald Trump and his band of merry yes-men are obsessed with how we women treat our bodies. They want […]

Three Europeans Snatch Up Tons of Texas Lottery Tickets, Profit $20 Million

Three European men bought up large quantities of lottery tickets in hopes of winning the Texas Lottery, but apparently did not violate any rules. The story revolves around a trio of gambling entrepreneurs from Malta and London, who spent about $26 million trying to get about 99 percent of the possible number combinations to win. […]