Every communion wafer will be deep-dish.

Chicago Welcomes Its Own Pope Chicago native Cardinal Robert Prebust was named the new American Pope on Thursday, and the reactions from the Windy City are, well, quite lively. “From now on, all communion wafers will be deep dish,” joked one user on X, as Chicago sports fans quickly jumped into the conversation. “We need […]
Communion wafer thought to be a ‘miracle’ actually just covered in bacteria, lab analysis says

Morris, Indiana – Laboratory analysis found nothing miraculous about the red marks found on communion wafers in Indiana's Catholic Church. The discovery at St. Anthony of Morris' Padua Catholic Church is rare enough for a formal examination, the Archdiocese of Indianapolis said. However, biochemical analysis revealed “only fungi and three different species of bacteria, all […]