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Trump wins again: Illegal immigrants begin to self-deport

The CBP One app was previously used to streamline and promote illegal immigration during the Joe Biden administration, but President Donald Trump turned everything into his head. After hijacking and reusing the app, Trump and border emperor Tom Homan confirmed that it was not self-importing, but illegal immigrants became useful for self-promotion. “It was very […]

Greenland party favoring independence wins amid Trump’s comments on US takeover

The Democratit Party, on the centre-right of Greenland, took a surprising victory in the country's parliamentary elections and took power over Prime Minister Greenlandick Mute Egede's party, Inuit Atakatigit. Independence from Denmark became the focus of the election in a recurring speech by President Donald Trump about US control. According to Reuters, “People want change… […]

Democrat wins special election for Minnesota state House seat

Minnesota Democratic Farmera Ball (DFL) candidate David Gottfried is predicted to win a special election for Minnesota seats, according to Decise Desk HQ. Gottfried, a pro bono expert at the law firm, defeated Republican candidate Paul Wickstrom, an engineer manager and instructor pilot for the Minnesota 40B seat. Gottfried was expected to win the seats […]

Trump critic Mark Carney wins Liberal Party nomination, will become Canada’s next PM

OTTAWA, Canada – Former Canadian central bank governor Mark Carney will become Canada's next prime minister after winning a liberal leadership race on Sunday night. “Canada will never become a part of America in shape, shape or form,” Carney told supporters. Carney received 86% of the votes, or 131,764 votes, from 151,899 cast from around […]

Missouri Wins $24B Judgment Against China in Coronavirus Lawsuit

Missouri won a $24 billion ruling against China in Friday's coronavirus lawsuit after a federal judge backed up Shoe my case, where China's Communist Party accused China of stocking up protection supplies during the Uhan virus pandemic. Friday's victory accused the Communist government of “stopping the production, purchase and export of critical medical devices, including […]

Long Island track star Zariel Macchia wins NY state title

Not only did Zariel Macchia win in court, she conquered the truck. The William Floyd High School track star won his seventh Career New York State Championship at the Ocean Breeze Athletic Complex on Staten Island on Saturday. The BYU-bound star, who won the eligible fight earlier this week, sparkled on her opportunity, winning the […]

Playwright ‘Mistah’ Coles wins Brooklyn Community Kitchen beauty pageant

She is the king of Brooklyn. The 70-year-old playwright and self-proclaimed “Drug King” took home the crown last week at the Big Apple's first all-age, all-gender beauty contest. Dennis “Miss” Coles crowned the first “Brooklyn Community Kitchen Monarch,” an honor of wanting to share with seniors in the five wards. Dennis “Miss” Coles crowned the […]