Rabbits with Strange Growths Appear in Colorado

It turns out, there are some creepy-crawly surprises in Colorado—specifically, rabbits with what can only be described as horn-like growths. This isn’t straight out of a low-budget horror flick, but according to the Associated Press, it could definitely raise some eyebrows. The cause? It’s referred to as the Shope Papillomavirus, which produces protruding warts on these otherwise cute creatures.

Now, I don’t know about you, but “almost harmless” seems a bit of a stretch when it comes to these horned bunnies. I mean, just think about it! Headlines saying, “They’re harmless, experts say,”—that kind of reassurance doesn’t really instill confidence. It makes you wonder what these experts are really thinking.

These rabbits have earned rather unfortunate nicknames like “Frankenstein Bunny,” “Devil Rabbit,” and even “Zombie Rabbit.” It’s curious, really—could these strange growths have inspired the mythology surrounding horned creatures like jackalopes? Who knows? For now, I’m just calling them bug bunnies.

DNC’s New Language Policies

Switching gears, it seems that the Democratic National Committee (DNC) is about to enforce some rather strict language guidelines. Politico reports they’ve compiled a list of 45 words and phrases members should avoid, including the popular buzzword “woke.” It’s almost amusing, really—after running with these terms for quite a while, they now think it’s time to backtrack.

This new vocabulary checklist reads kind of like something you’d expect at a bingo night during a convention. Words like “cultural appropriation” and “trigger” have made the cut, which raises the question: are they really trying to connect with the average voter? Matt Bennett, from Third Way, suggests they want to sound more relatable. But still, he didn’t specify what that might look like.

Interestingly, in certain regions, some of these terms are actually used commonly. Of course, it’s ironic that Politico itself might be one of those places.

Travis and Taylor’s Engagement

Now, onto something lighter—or at least, more entertaining. The buzz about Taylor Swift and NFL star Travis Kelce’s engagement has overshadowed many pressing issues. The Washington Post even managed to throw in some eyebrow-raising commentary questioning the choice of knee during the proposal. Really? Who’s critiquing that? At the end of the day, the man proposed, and isn’t that what matters?

Kelce’s critics seemed to focus more on the etiquette of his kneeling than the sentiment behind the gesture. It’s hard to believe sometimes the lengths some people go to critique a seemingly innocent moment.

Washington D.C.’s Ongoing Issues

Residents of Washington, D.C., know all too well about the chaos around them. With a history mired in problems from crack epidemics to carjackings, things are still volatile. Now, there’s a new level of scrutiny as security is bolstered around the Capitol, thanks in part to actions from the current administration. This has obviously become a hot topic, with calls for D.C. statehood surging. Author John Nichols even highlights the need for action post-Trump era, tapping into the ongoing debate over voting rights.

Some argue this push rewards decades of inept governance, raising eyebrows about the motivations behind it.

Overdue Library Book Returned After 82 Years

In a tale of irony, a library book checked out in 1943 has finally been returned to the San Antonio Public Library—a whole 82 years late. The book, which seems to have outlasted the majority of the people who originally borrowed it, comes with an amusing note about its passage through generations. Talk about a long overdue return! It’s quite the quirky anecdote, really.

Hot Dog Truck Spill

In other news, a truckload of hot dogs spilled across an interstate in Pennsylvania. What a way to kick off a month, right? It’s amusing to think about authorities scrambling to scoop up those slippery dogs. One can only imagine how that operation looked!

Perhaps “Front-end Loader” might be a fitting nickname for this escapade—it would certainly serve a unique purpose at a hot dog cookout! Who doesn’t love a good pun?