Memorable Quotes from the Fighting Illini

The Illinois Fighting Illini might not be the top pick to win this weekend’s Final Four, but they’re definitely poised to provide some unforgettable commentary during their time in Indianapolis.

Here’s a look at the top 10 all-time quotes from this lively group, known for keeping fans entertained while being a source of anxiety for sports information directors.

10.

“Oh my god. What the hell is the problem?” — Kylan Boswell, reacting when David Milkovich tried to rip the entire net off instead of simply cutting it.

9.

“Last year, I didn’t know if Ben could guard a dead man. Last year, he probably would have given up 20 points to Izzo’s mom. This year, he’s guarding everyone and he’s not making any mistakes… Tom, if you see this, don’t get mad and call me tonight. I hear she’s a hell of a player.” — Brad Underwood discussing Ben Hamlicious’ improved defensive skills.

8.

“My name is David, but my nickname is David.” — David Milkovich, humorously clarifying how to pronounce his name.

7.

“The news just broke. The Final Four. Come on, come on, baby.” — Andrej Stojakovic celebrating Illinois’ Elite 8 victory.

6.

“I don’t think it was a foul. Can we talk about it?” — Tomislav Ivišić

“No, I can’t.” — Brad Underwood, head coach of the University of Illinois.

5.

“I love it. Some people don’t like it, and some think it’s not classy. But I’m a fan of when people destroy things after winning.” — Andrej Stojaković, as he reflects on the spirited celebration of students after their team’s advancement.

4.

“We didn’t come here to make anyone complain… It’s bad.” — Zvonimir Ivicic post Illinois’ Sweet 16 win over Houston.

3.

“I saw Big trying to help, and I felt like he might miss. I came in and just happened to catch it and just shot the shit out of that son of a bitch.” — Kylan Boswell on his putback dunk against USC on February 18th.

2.

“When he scored 24 points in the first half, I was like, ‘Damn, this son of a bitch can shoot…he’s like, he’s scoring everything. We’ve got to keep giving him the ball.’ And we did.” — Jake Davis recalling Keaton Wagler’s impressive 46-point game against Purdue.

1.

“If we lost today and I hadn’t played, I probably would have killed myself.” — David Milkovich, discussing his desire to play through pain in Illinois’ January 24 road game against Purdue.

These moments reflect a team that, with zero PR training, is perfectly crafted for March—and early April.