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The Dallas Cowboys press conference was so bleak that light can’t penetrate its surface

Dallas cowboys are one of the most influential and recognizable teams, not only in NFL, but also in all sports around the world, as they, like or hated. That's a bit sad when it is impossible for an organization that is already struggling to have a very inaudible press conference and have a religion in the direction of franchise.

Jerry Jones and his idiot son, Steven, discussed the future toward the microphone and agreed with the microphone for the overwhelming employment of Brian Shoten Hymer as a head coach, so that happened on Monday. That's it. It was light with a sense of security, heavy cutting, and complete confusion.

I vow that the quotes from the press conference are absolutely indifferent and are a parody of Jeri Jones. Tighten yourself.

About employment of Schottenheimer:

This doesn't make sense. It's Jely Jones Really “Shoten Hymer” is obsessed with the idea that it sounds like a “shot”. Hiring a person who does not want, being hired elsewhere, is already in your organization from a previous failed system is the opposite of “taking a shot.” I am taking a nap.

Jerry about his examination process:

The 82 -year -old Jeri Jones calls a 79 -year -old Steve Sprier and asks how Shoten Hyumer is in 1994.

In the upper limit hell, the cowboy is as follows.

It is unknown what Jelly is doing to say, “I'm really doing well.” Cowboys are currently $ 4.4 million with the predicted salary limit, and only 56 players are under contract. They have no space to sign free agencies, Mika Persons needed an extension, and the built roses were 7-10.

To compare, Coltz is 8-9 and has an effective cap space of $ 24 million. Dallas pays a lot to suck.

Now it's Steven Jones time, Baby:

If something is virtually accurate, you will not be able to get an estimate of the broadcast. Cowboys last went to the Super Bowl in the first term of Bill Clinton's president. The team did not go to the NFC championship game in 1995. If anything happens 30 years later, it is objectively “drought”.

It is a great dragon when Cincinnati Bengals, Arizona Car Dinals, Carolina Pan Therm's and Las Vega Sladers have gone to more super bowls than you in the past 25 years.

It's okay because Steven thinks everything is wonderful:

It is good to be able to win a championship by becoming a regular season team that won the ninth NFL for over 15 years.

The cowboy is screwed in

It is one thing to see the salary limit, overwhelming talent, and suspicious contract extension, but it is completely different if no one is in the leader who can correct this ship.

Jerry Jones is meandering about “Shotty shots.” Stephen Jones is the heir and I don't think he had a drought. Everything is messed up. For decades, cowboys have been doing things in their own way, but the top level of this team has dialed the Internet and is still in glory of time.

The very bad thing is no longer interesting for the cowboys fan clown. This is a disaster.

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