Hello, readers.
Well, well, well… even if it’s not true. It will happen. Bad news for them, good news for us.
The Truth Comes Out
Everything you’re about to learn has taken place in the last day or two. Buckle up. Let’s dive into the celebrity world first.
John Leguizamo doesn’t want you watching his movies. I know you’re probably thinking, who is that? Or is he still making films? Well, yes, he mentioned that if you support ICE, then you should just stop watching his films. It’s a curious thought, isn’t it? Like, should I find his movies just to unfollow him later? He’s not the only one noticing a drop-off in relevance; Molly Ringwald seems to be fading from memory as well.
Sitting alone in bed, Ringwald declared that if Democrats regain power, those Republicans backing ICE will be tried for “treason.” “You’ll be seen as a collaborator,” she said, looking like a washed-up poet from the Beat era.
Meanwhile, Stephen Colbert stirred things up by saying he couldn’t compare ICE to Nazis, as that would be an insult to them. Alright, Stephen, sure, because deporting illegal immigrants is completely unlike anything horrific ever. I can only hope we’re counting down to your final episode; it can’t come fast enough.
Then there’s Jennifer Welch, who outright called white Christians a “cancer.” She took time off from her mid-career acting gig—likely due to some plastic surgery woes—to become a prominent liberal podcaster. She seems to be a favorite on CNN. “These are the worst people in this country,” she said referring to the country’s founders.
On the flip side, Jerry Seinfeld, a beloved figure who remains relatively normal in Hollywood, is “no longer welcome in Illinois,” simply because he doesn’t wear a keffiyeh or shout pro-Hamas slogans. It seems, being Jewish contributes to that ban as well.
It’s a curious twist to take someone loved by many and turn him into a villain. Seinfeld seems to be one of the few things that people could agree on in this chaotic showbiz landscape. Great job, folks!
How are things with politicians? Eleven seconds after taking office, Zoran Mamdani declared a city-wide fiscal emergency akin to a “housing crisis.” His solution? Nationalizing the wealth of successful individuals. Who saw that coming?
Elliott Forhan from Ohio challenged Jay Jones from Virginia, who claimed Republicans should be made to witness children dying. Quite the statement, really. In a moment of flat-out craziness, he filmed himself declaring he’s going to kill Donald Trump. Real genius move, there.
Then there’s Soros-backed Congressman Larry Krasner, who promised to “go after” ICE agents once Trump exits the White House. He talked about tracking them down like they’ve been hunting Nazis for decades!
Meanwhile, his track record with crime seems a bit… lenient. Reports indicate he’s been dismissing or reducing violent cases more than his predecessors. Hello, Krasner. Tough on crime; easy on criminals, apparently.
Now, let’s consider Sen. Liz Warren for a second. My favorite piece of content yesterday featured her mythologizing someone named Alex Pretti while he performed in the background. Pretti made headlines after being caught on camera attacking an ICE vehicle and getting into a scuffle with police. This all happened just days before his death.
Ordinary folks quickly pointed out that if Pretti had been arrested for a felony then and there, he might still be alive today. But, you know, we can’t send local police to help federal agents execute warrants these days. Interestingly, Walz, the governor refusing to assist, has since abandoned his campaign and won’t run again. Something must have shaken him up, right?
Everything seems totally normal these days, yet, that feels a bit misaligned. We’re in this absurd current reality where people can post sensational things online from their bedrooms while genuine individuals who navigate through life try to bring real change.
The Tom Homans, Elon Musks, and Donald Trumps of the world appear unfazed by the chaos around them. Thank God for that.
