There were several injuries during this year’s Watter’s Thanksgiving weekend

FOX News host Jesse Watters talked about Thanksgiving with his family on “Jesse Watters Prime Time.”

Jesse Waters: When I think of Thanksgiving, I think of family, food, and football. You don’t usually think about injuries.

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But this year’s Watters Thanksgiving weekend resulted in several physical and emotional injuries. More on that later. However, I have a new appreciation for housewives. What do we call them now? Mothers who are full-time housewives. I took Wednesdays off to be a stay-at-home mom, but I almost didn’t make it in time, so I’m trying to be politically correct. The stereotype is that you’re on the couch watching soaps and playing bonbons. But that’s not true and it’s insulting. Although I was able to watch one minute of the soap opera on Wednesday. And actors and actresses aren’t as telegenic as they used to be.Soap used to launch a career [George] clooney It was in the soap. Nowadays, if you’re good enough, you don’t even have to do a soap opera, you can just point your phone at yourself and become a star without ever leaving your house. However, stay-at-home moms and dads have to stay organized. So I made a to-do list. Best to-do list of my life. I’m really pissed off because I’ve crossed out everything on my phone so I can’t see how much I’ve accomplished. I should have had a hard copy, and I should have organized the list geographically based on where I was going instead of haphazardly organizing it.

Photo of Kamala Harris’s grateful roast: “Is this a gas stove?”

So I run errands all day. I hadn’t really thought about exercising during my errands, so I decided to go for a run. I get home at 4:30, but I didn’t go to the car wash because I hadn’t organized my to-do list geographically. So I checked the closing time of the car wash and it was 5pm. Even though it’s only 15 minutes away. So I will arrive at 4:45. But when I get there, a big orange cone is blocking the lane. They say they are closed. Here, if he advertises that he closes at 5, but in reality he closes at 4:45, he should advertise that he closes at 4:45. you know what you’re doing. We close at 4:45 so you and your employee can be home by 5:00. So, are you running a car wash for your employees or for your customers? Because customers need to know when you’re closing.

As a result, I returned home in an unwashed car and suffered from shin splints from standing all day and trying to run as hard as I could. But I read self-help books, and every self-help book says that men shouldn’t complain, so I can’t complain. So I compress it. And of course I can’t complain, because Emma is on her feet all day, 24/7. And more injuries twins and their cousins ​​start play monopoly And now Monopoly has this new card. It’s either a coincidence or a community chest. It’s the same thing. Actually, what is the difference between chance chess and community chess? Are there any thematic differences between the two stacks? I don’t know. Anyway, it’s called mounting mounting or something.

The Monopoly game was seen during the Monopoly United States National Championship Tournament held at Union Station in Washington, DC on April 15, 2009. ((Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images))


Take all the $100 bills in the bank, throw them in the air, and save whatever you can to catch them before they hit the ground. It’s like a strip club, but kid friendly. So they launched the bill into the air, and Ellie Lo bridged her sister and removed her knee while she was in the air. She collapsed and Sophie fell to the ground. Her bodies are piled up. That card is too dangerous. Exclusive. When did Monopoly become physical? I might try to ban that card, even if it’s the most exciting one. It may be prohibited.



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