Could you please buy me some peanuts and… some cicadas?
When you think of ballpark food, cicadas (or any other insects) aren’t usually what comes to mind, but that was different Tuesday night at Toyota Field, home of the Rocket City Trash Pandas, the Double-A minor league affiliate of the Los Angeles Angels. They were eating cicadas! (RELATED: Pirates rising star Paul Skenes wants to join military after MLB career ends, Air Force coach says)
Before the contest started, Trash Pandas (what a great name) tweeted: Delicious food The menu items on sale for fans included the Moonshot Burger, Loaded Baked Potato Pizza, Churro Poutine, and Loaded Bass Shrimp and Grits. However, one fan decided to try the… *shudder*… Zeebug! (voiced by Klaus Schwab)
No joke, these idiots really did eat cicadas.
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Why did this happen?
Why are we doing this?
Those two eating cicadas, please stop https://t.co/Uka0Bt1NaN pic.twitter.com/DzH80qP9aE
— Rocket City Trash Pandas (@trashpandas) May 23, 2024
Sorry but this is pretty awful… No, I’m not sorry, this shit is disgusting! Plus you’re succumbing to the New World Order!
No, not that New World Order, I love the nostalgia… but oh my goodness, it makes me think about how this is casually creeping into the mainstream.
Shut up about your conspiracy theories before they get you in trouble.
But seriously, how do you eat this?
I can’t escape the dirt!
