Tim Walz makes Kamala Harris sound like Winston Churchill

So, hours after Kamala Harris nominated Tim Walz as her running mate, the signal was sent by the Democratic Party to label him as a moderate centrist. Why? To hide the fact that this guy is crazy. Let’s go through the list. What did Walz do in the summer of 2020 when BLM and Antifa were looting and burning Minneapolis? After all, he called in the National Guard. In a time-sensitive situation, Tim Walz acts within a few days. Three days, in fact. So how did he warn them? Did he send an e-invite to their AOL account? Did he wait for an RSVP? Let’s ask this moron.

Tim Waltz: Decisions were made depending on the circumstances, and we simply believe we tried to do the best we could in each situation.

It didn’t make any sense to me. No wonder Harris picked him. He talks to her like Winston Churchill. And that’s why I’m with Kilmeade. He called the riots an inciting event that destigmatized criminality and put the rights of criminals above the victims. He abandoned all the victims, black, white, Asian, old, because you can’t classify them as a group with magical protection. So they have no power. And he abandoned the law-abiding citizens in favor of the outlaws.

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He was a coward, but he was also a snitch. At the height of the pandemic, he set up a COVID hotline so people could report their neighbors for not wearing masks outdoors. Outdoors! He also limited indoor gatherings to 10 people. He made masks mandatory statewide and closed restaurants, gyms, and other places of business. So, when there’s looting and rioting, he doesn’t touch it, but when there’s a virus that’s harmless to almost everyone but the elderly, he invades and upends people’s lives, turning them against each other and taking away their livelihoods. This is the exact opposite of the image he now portrays himself as.

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz (Left: Carlos Gonzalez/Star Tribune via Getty Images; Center: Yuri Grypas/Abaca/Bloomberg via Getty Images; Right: Scott Hines/Getty Images)

Tim Waltz: In Minnesota, we respect our neighbors and their personal choices, even if we don’t make the same choices. There’s a golden rule: take care of yourself.

Look, if assholes like you didn’t let mobs burn down stores, everyone would want to focus on themselves. No more swearing. To make matters worse, Walz sent elderly Covid patients back from the hospital to nursing homes, where he likely killed more old people than the tainted pudding at the Matlock rally. So Walz sentenced our grandparents to death when the rest of us would have been called murderers if we hadn’t stayed away from them. He’s made it even worse. He doubled down on his policy last year to allow doctors to medicate and operate on gender confused children. He signed a bill that makes Minnesota a sanctuary state for children who have been brainwashed into thinking they need a sex change.

So if you live in a decent state that bans this slaughter, your kids could go to Minnesota and ruin their lives. And legally, you can’t do anything about it. Remember the song “I Left My Heart in San Francisco”? Well, there’s a new version. It’s “I Left My Kids —– in Saint Paul.”

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Only weirdos want their kids to be born weirdos. Yes, the state can take custody of your kids. And they call this guy a moderate? Which path are you talking about? The path between Sodom and Gomorrah? Waltz would have a doctor cut off your kid’s —- while looters burn down your house. He’s fat, bald, and looks like a stupid Genghis Khan. Well, at least he doesn’t think boys get periods. Oh, wait. He signed a bill to put tampons in men’s bathrooms. That makes less sense than starting a Jesse Watters fan club. Then there’s his military service. Two National Guard colleagues accuse him of glamorizing his military record and of leaving in 2005 after learning his battalion was going to be deployed to Iraq.

He wants to make Minnesota a battleground. Republicans are calling this candidate the most leftist in history. How do we know that’s true? Just look at how obsessed the left is with portraying him as the opposite. Oh, he’s not a radical, he’s a country boy. He’s not a Marxist, he’s a Midwesterner. Which begs the question: Why does the left abandon the positions it normally supports when an election is approaching? Suddenly, wokeness is as appealing as monkeypox.

Social justice sanctuary cities, left-wing protests, it all takes a back seat to the comfy sweaters of moderates. Eldridge Cleaver becomes Ward Cleaver. And that’s the funniest thing about it all: People who spent the last four years hating everything old white male are now embracing the very thing they despise. Oh, look, he hunts. He’s got a gun! He’s a veteran!

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Just a few months ago, these things would have landed him on the no-fly list. He must be a member of a white supremacist group. He reeks of toxic masculinity and dead moose. But now we just call him Coach. And if the left wanted, he’d be the next Vice President of the United States.