Travis Kelce premiered his new haircut back in August and it’s taken until now for everyone online to realize how utterly ridiculous he looks.
Hair stylists around the world were horrified to see Kelce, an otherwise card-carrying hottie, looking like a disgruntled geography teacher thanks to his shameless bowl haircut. While I’m sure there’s a way he can style the mop to make it look like he’s not married to his first cousin, it didn’t appear in any of the photos or videos shared online.
And the internet absolutely loved it.
KANSAS CITY, MO – SEPTEMBER 05: Travis Kelce #87 of the Kansas City Chiefs looks on from the sideline prior to an NFL football game against the Baltimore Ravens at GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium on September 5, 2024 in Kansas City, California. (Photo by Cooper Neill/Getty Images)
KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI – AUGUST 17: Travis Kelce #87 of the Kansas City Chiefs walks between plays during pregame warmups prior to a preseason game against the Detroit Lions at GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium on August 17, 2024 in Kansas City, Missouri. (Photo by David Eulitt/Getty Images)
KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI – AUGUST 17: Travis Kelce #87 of the Kansas City Chiefs runs during pregame warmups prior to a preseason game against the Detroit Lions at GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium on August 17, 2024 in Kansas City, Missouri. (Photo by David Eulitt/Getty Images)
“Travis Kelce went to the barber and said ‘Just fuck my shit up fam,’” NFL Memes posted about the new hairdo, triggering a landslide of utterly wonderful comments. (RELATED: Travis Kelce Is A Freak In ‘Grotesquerie’ Trailer)
“Man starting to look like Uncle Rico…” replied one dude, accurately. “He’s trying to force Taylor Swift to dump him,” said another. “Kelce looks like a retarded porn star from 1975,” said one guy who got over 1,000 likes on the comment and accompanying picture.
Travis Kelce went to the barber and said “Just fuck my shit up fam” pic.twitter.com/NJJ6FBbyQd
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) September 5, 2024
I can disprove the whole Travis Kelce TSwift break up contract rumor: Any man who walks around with this haircut does not intend to be on the market anytime soon. This is the dudebro equivalent of being settled pic.twitter.com/gqhn4Ez4nP
— Christie Revis (@christierevis) September 4, 2024
He’s trying to force Taylor swift to dump him
— Justin (@Justin__NC) September 5, 2024
Man starting to look like Uncle Rico… pic.twitter.com/udOlzwNCAj
— Kaleb 🇺🇸 (@real_KalebCook) September 5, 2024
are we acting like this isn’t a hairstyle right now? also, he’s got no product so the front looks wack, but you don’t see that under a helmet.
this is NOT a pro Travis Kelce post. It’s an anti haircut shaming post. https://t.co/uCJmlOHMhP
— Gordon Merck (@googiemerck) September 6, 2024
Kelce is not alone in his cringe. He appears to be taking part in a rite of passage that many have gone through before. Most notably, Canadian clown show Prime Minister Justin Trudeau sported a similar vibe in July 2022. (RELATED: The USA Mullet Championship Contestants Are Absolute American Legends In The Making)
By “vibe” I mean, “the stupidest f*cking haircut I’ve ever seen in my entire life.” It is unclear whether the two men went to the same barber or just have similar levels of zero taste. No arrests have been made by the fashion police, but one presumes an investigation is ongoing.
Either way, both of these men need better friends to protect them from crap like this.
