It's time for Iowa to once again become the center of the political world, setting the stage for everything that will happen in 2024, no matter who we choose as per the “well polls” and the Fox News Boomercon establishment. That means dating a guy who says he's up 30 points but is still obsessed with Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and has spent all his money on him.
except it's not remotely In the past, when Iowa State told America that no matter who ultimately won, it was important to hear more from people like Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum, Ted Cruz, and Marco Rubio. Remember how you acted. In the 2016 Iowa caucuses, the latter pair had a record turnout, receiving a majority of votes compared to Donald Trump's 24%.
But if your response is to remind me that none of those people became president, let me remind you. you Despite Iowa's repeated rejections of both John McCain and Mitt Romney, the Fox News and Boomercon brain trust desperately wanted a win.
Let me also remind you that no one ever elected Anthony Fauci president. Nevertheless, Donald Trump effectively appointed a diabolical devil as commander in chief in his final year in office.
So now, as Iowans trudge through more than 12 inches of snow that has fallen over the past week and prepare to endure record cold temperatures expected on caucus night, what's happening? It’s important to understand the context of what makes us tick. The state has always taken seriously its outsized role in the process.
Gaslighting Iowans
Never confuse the words “Iowa is great” with a desire to polish your own stupid idol.
For example, when President Trump engaged in sociopathic gaslighting during last week's Fox News town hall by saying that DeSantis loves Fauci more than he does, it would have been in the past at the caucus. It was a rude mistake that was sure to cause confusion. .
Rather than being modern consumers forced upon political show business, Iowans are loyal citizens who want their employees—and their elected and appointed officials at all levels of government—to do just that. His demeanor didn't allow him to lie to his face like that. .
At the same town hall, President Trump answered a question about the increasing number of vague pro-life statements since the Supreme Court reversal. Roe vs. Wade He argued that Republicans need to become more savvy about winning elections.
Yes, please, Mr. Trump! Please tell me how to win the election. Because ever since you barely became our standard bearer, we've been getting our tails kicked every election. Meanwhile, your favorite Florida guy gave his state a red wave that no national candidate could. How is Senator Mehmet Oz doing so far?
Iowans have previously sent packages to people like Mitt McCain to smell the cologne. Iowans are not your plebeians or stooges. We enjoy reminding our employees of the order of things.
As you may have noticed, many public sector employees do not hold themselves very accountable. That's why they have bosses. Those bosses are supposed to be us. And I can't for the life of me understand why I have to explain this to Trump's most ardent supporters. Are you a populist too, brother??
Making someone lie like that is completely abusive. Especially because avocado toast-obsessed, perpetually work-from-home suburban progressive wannabe do-gooders were hurt by Trump's lockdowns and would never vote for him? No, it's the 10,000 small business owners who were ruined by President Trump's lockdowns, which he refuses to apologize for while lying about his accomplishments on COVID-19.
It wasn't Biden voters who suffered from the stinger orders that President Trump still proudly wrote. They are idiots who are still playing Russian roulette with endless boosters to show their complete dedication to the entire nation. No, it was primarily Trump supporters who were forced to inject themselves with experimental toxins in order to maintain their jobs and livelihoods.
Mr. Trump's capitulation to fraud hurt his voters economically, legally, psychologically, biologically, and generationally. The price is very high and we will pay it for the rest of our lives.
The data on poison poke continues to pour in, and the situation continues to be dire. new research For example, a paper published in Turkey found that President Trump's beloved Operation Warp Speed resulted in shots showing “significant changes in gene expression” and “significant effects on important neurodevelopmental pathways.” It has been found. The researchers found that the lab rats exhibited “marked autism-like behavior.”
And there it is many more where did it come from? Operation Warp Speed is one of the worst crimes against humanity in history. And all because of a shot that goes wrong.
Will Iowa State lose its way?
But come Monday night, we may learn that we are no longer in Iowa. We don't take this process seriously anymore. We no longer care if job candidates treat us like idiots, lie to us, or gaslight us. When candidates don't ignore us and do little campaigning.
In other words, Iowa is just like the rest of this dying country.
I honestly don't know what will happen. This is the weirdest cycle I've ever seen. But I know this. When Trump failed, Ron DeSantis stood up to the zeitgeist. Without DeSantis, this fraud would have exposed us all to much worse and longer fear. Mr. DeSantis made the battleground state of Florida redder than Texas. It's the fulfillment of every conservative book I've written or read, and every conservative talk show I've listened to or hosted.
No one is attacking DeSantis' record. Even the legions of fraudsters paid for by President Trump can't touch it because there's nothing to attack. My colleagues who suddenly forgot about the time they pitched to Trump and got me talking about Trump and Fauci and the poisonous jab know it too. That's why they chose to pretend that DeSantis was wiped out of existence by Thanos to avoid their conscience.
Mr. DeSantis and Mr. Trump are not on the Iowa ballot Monday. we. Will we have a last dance with the lost generation trope of boomercons, or will we finally give our kids a chance to fight proven warriors instead of shameless self-promoters?
Either we turn the page to a new generation, or the pages of the history book are turned to us.
