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UK prime minister nailed with brutal ridicule after proudly announcing ban on ninja swords

The British Prime Minister was cruelly ridiculed on social media after the government proudly announced that it would ban ninja swords.

Prime Minister Kiel Starmer posted on social media that restrictions on Japanese sword ownership would be introduced by summer. campaign To ban it began in 2022 after 16-year-old Ronan Kanda was killed with a sword just outside his home in the case of false identity.

“The only thing that will stop the bad guys with the ninja sword is a good guy with the ninja sword.”

“Confirmation: Ninja swords will be banned by this summer. When we promise to take action, we will take it,” he wrote. I'm so grateful.

Critics were hit by the announcement that citizens would laugh at priorities and European instincts in order to ban weapons rather than protect themselves.

“The only thing that stops a bad guy is ninja The sword is a nice guy with a ninja sword.” I responded Jim Geraty, a national review.

“ninjasword Don't kill people. The ninja does that.” I answered Rob Henderson of the Manhattan Institute.

“Even though they only make up 13% of the population, the Yellow Power Rangers are 94% responsible ninjasword attack,” I said One amateur statistician.

“This is hilarious. How much can they disarm you in the UK until you do something? Next ginsu knife. Then a butter knife. Then roll the pin. Did you see the squirting gun? I said Carmine Savia.

“The old saying, “Don't bring the knife into a shootout” is still something. He bans swords. I responded John Rich.

Under the new law, anyone caught up in the ninja sword in the UK could face up to six months of prison, but plans for the crime bill could increase to two years.

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