We’ve never seemed weaker, and the bad guys can see it

Now, here’s the news. As I mentioned earlier, Iran launched an all-out offensive against Israel over the weekend, firing as many as 300 drones and rockets at the Jewish state. I’m not talking about Florida. result? 1 injury. One. By this standard, riding the New York subway this weekend will be far more dangerous than strolling the streets of Tel Aviv. Seriously, if you try to take a burrito from Whoopi Goldberg, you’re likely to get hurt.

Please give credit to Israel’s air defense system, Iron Dome. This is the same nickname we had on Jesse Watters’ head. But for now, give the Iranians their due. Sending hundreds of projectiles and not killing anyone is a feat. No one has bombed this badly since Jimmy Failla had his own show. Even if he gets ahead of disaster reporting, viewers won’t be able to tell the difference.

But all of this is a reminder that Iran typically prefers to have its dirty work done by dirty organizations like Hamas, Hezbollah, and the University of California, Berkeley. But this was an escalation, and every time an enemy country did something it had never done before, we had to ask why. What has changed? Iran certainly isn’t. Mullahs are the same attractive men they have been since 1979. Just to be sure, I counted it: 979.

So what has changed? Now, America. In other words, he is a weaker president than Jimmy Carter in 1979. Oh, he’s weaker than Jimmy now. Remember the old saying, “Speak quietly and carry a big stick”? Now I mumble incoherently and use a walker. On top of that, we have a broken southern border, a shameful withdrawal of Afghanistan, and a military more worried about trans than torpedoes. Our greatest hope is for our enemies to die laughing. If you don’t believe me, think about the difference between October 7th and April 13th.

Iran’s principle has always been to “let the people we supply and train literally bleed.” [and] We retreat like mad cowards. Except this Saturday. Sure, Iron Dome works, but Iran couldn’t kill a single person. President Obama’s drone strikes accidentally killed more people. The lesson is that when Iran has to do the dirty work themselves, they don’t do it. They farm it. Like when you have an intern deep clean your hot tub. So why did they bother doing this? Perhaps to see if Biden would answer a 3 a.m. call, or a 3 p.m. call, or a home health worker trying to shake him awake.

Remember when President Obama threatened Syria but did nothing beyond that? This showed the Middle East that America’s resolve was softer than Bill Clinton, who saw Hillary come out of the shower. Now, say what you want about Trump, but one of the things the media hated about him was his unpredictability, which kept things like this from happening. Interestingly, when academics and the State Department use that strategy, they call it fancy words like “strategic ambiguity.”

Strategic ambiguity. I think it applies here. However, President Trump is said to be volatile and volatile. But it’s the same thing. It keeps the enemy wondering what he can do and keeping him in suspense. Just like a good soccer coach would do. Just ask a friend of Suleimani, the Iranian major general who became such a problem that President Trump’s airstrikes left him with carpet stains.

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Do you think anyone in Iran is afraid of Biden’s national security team? The team that got us to Afghanistan? Let’s take a look. There’s a president who can barely walk, a veep who can barely talk, and a secretary of defense who disappears for weeks at a time. A ghostly Secretary of State and his ghostly National Security Advisor. I haven’t seen a less impressive five-person group since that Menudo cover band on the couch. So are we now in the red zone and is Biden’s attempt to neutralize the mullahs by burying them under a pile of gold? It failed. Things are changing more quickly than on the women’s swim team with Leah Thomas in the locker room. We are in a dangerous place, that’s not what I’m talking about. FBI Director Chris Wray says:

FBI Director Chris Wray: Our most pressing concern is that individuals or small groups may draw some kind of distorted inspiration from this world. events in the middle east To carry out the attack here at home. We are increasingly concerned about the possibility of a coordinated attack here in our homeland, similar to the ISIS-K attack we saw in a Russian concert hall just a few weeks ago.

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It seems serious. Unfortunately, our so-called leaders are not like that. In the olden days, it was a battle between three-letter agencies: the CIA and the FBI versus the KGB. Now the CIA and FBI are even more concerned about his DEI. And there is a DHS called MIA on the border. It’s time to send an SOS. We never looked weak. The bad guys know that. And what they’re looking at is a president who thought this was going to work.

President Biden: All I have to say is, “Please stop.” No, no, no, no, no.

Perhaps it was Joe’s reaction to Dr. Jill approaching him with an anal thermometer. Now I’m laughing at old poop jokes. Now, Iran may also be looking to get more money from the “Holocaust Goodwill Bank.” By tricking Israel into doing something disproportionate to the attack. That’s one thing Iran and other anti-Semites will never forgive Israel for. The fact that 6 million of them were murdered must be part of the Jewish plan for world domination. If that’s what Iran is trying to do, that’s new too.

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And it could normalize further direct attacks against Israel. And while John Kirby is blaming Trump for all this, the White House is busy enriching Iran by waiving sanctions on Iranian oil sales. **** It would have been easier to use PayPal, Joe.

So the really important day was Sunday, not Saturday. And all the rest of the days after the attack. Even if you have to use flashcards, someone please explain that to Joe.