Talk about a quarterback sneak!
Aaron Rodgers has seemingly vanished without a trace, and his whereabouts have become an international topic of conversation.
The 40-year-old point guard, who Jets head coach Robert Saleh said Tuesday was an unauthorized absentee from this week’s mandatory minicamp, has yet to be seen.
The expensive jet has taken off, but where has it landed?
NFL officials speculate he may be at an ayahuasca retreat in South America or Europe.
Their neighbors in New Jersey are just scratching their heads.
“He’s the Sasquatch of Cedar Grove!” he joked. Dave Fletcher, owner of Cedar Beans Coffee Joint On Pompton Street, a Hail Mary pass from Rogers’ $9.5 million glass mansion.
Fletcher has two tip containers on the counter of his shop: one with a picture of the legendary quarterback, who didn’t show up to Jets training camp this week, and the other with a picture of a mythical ape-like creature.
“Who do you think could be captured on film in Cedar Grove?” Javajoint asks.
Fletcher said Sasquatch beat Rogers nearly three to one in bounty wins.
“I haven’t met him yet,” said Ryan Esposito, owner of Empire Barbershop on Pompton Street. “He might be training somewhere. If he comes here, I’ll give him a championship cut.”
Counter — A never before seen photo of a legendary QB
One of the legendary creatures, Sasquatch, will be making an appearance at Jets camp this week. Instagram @cedarbeanscoffeejoint
“He could be skiing with Lindsey Vonn at American Dream, the mega mall next to MetLife Stadium, or he could be stuck in traffic on Interstate 3,” speculated Joel Greenglass, 56, of Montclair.
