Cupid’s Arrow is Coming
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. First, a little advice: please, don’t send flowers. Just don’t. By the time those roses wilt, your partner might feel the same way.
Additionally, candles are a nice touch. A practical suggestion, really. Just know that sometimes things can go awry. This might apply to him and her alike. And be mindful of any dental braces, because you don’t want to have any mishaps.
Think about making a call, sending a quick email, picking up a cheap handkerchief, mailing a letter, or simply dusting off an old one. Reorganizing a tie or scarf is also a good idea. You could polish some old earrings or even find warm socks. Maybe even brave a faded T-shirt or search for gloves. And hey, how about buying some throat lozenges or delivering homemade soup? A personal visit wouldn’t hurt.
I mean, really. If Napoleon had skimped on Josephine, she might have sent him packing in no time.
As for Shah Jahan and Mumtaz? Forget the mediocre studios—he built her an entire Taj Mahal, and he wasn’t even a real estate mogul in New York.
Cleopatra and Mark Antony? He had the ASP ready just in case. Plus, let’s not forget he had a Madison Avenue divorce lawyer on speed dial.
And then there’s Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor. Their saga? Absolutely exhausting just to think about.
Now, what about Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn? Well, I didn’t quite catch the details initially. That all unfolded a few weeks later.
But hey, we have some contemporary experts in love. Think of DiCaprio: a moment of devotion could lead him to the latest model. “Next!” might just be the mantra.
Star Finds Main Role
Staying married in Hollywood? Not exactly a cakewalk. Working on set, they might dote on you with a hot cup of coffee. But when you return home and ask for the same, your partner could look at you and say, “Why? Are you being lazy?”
But some couples really hold it together. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson have made it work for ages. Then there’s Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. Or Beyoncé and Jay-Z—they’ve got some longevity, too. Same goes for Helen Mirren, Matt Damon, and Neil Patrick Harris with David Burtka. And let’s not forget Ellen DeGeneres and Portia.
Are you keeping up? Taylor Swift quickly snagged Travis, and he was a catch.
Crushing Rules
What are the classic rules for Valentine’s Day?
Well, it varies with time. If you’re battling emotions like anger or depression, it’s crucial to look for solutions.
It’s the time in between those date nights that fosters intimacy and togetherness. Stand by each other and make sure there’s more to discuss than just passing the ketchup.
Spending uninterrupted family time is key, too. I sometimes find myself talking about finances.
A romantic getaway? Yes, please. A hug would work just as well, or even faking it for the sake of connection.
Avoid petty arguments—don’t aim to “win.” Focus on maintaining closeness, and try not to cross lines by swearing.
Oh, and please, don’t treat your dog like a security blanket.
Every day, I try to be grateful. Remember, don’t go to bed angry. Or, you know, don’t stay up all night stewing in it.
We’re leaning into kindness, thoughtfulness, and patience—whether it’s jewelry, perfume, or a lovely blouse. And honestly, it wouldn’t hurt if he remembers to pick up a gift this weekend.
Happy Valentine’s Day from everyone here!
