It’s snowing in the city too
It snowed again, and I found myself humming “Let It Snow.”
Back in 1945, California was dealing with a heatwave. During this time, emerging American songwriters Sammy Cahn and Jule Styne entertained locals who were sipping soda by the pool.
Vaughan Monroe recorded it that same year.
Frank Sinatra put out a version in 1950, and then Dean Martin turned it into a hit in 1959.
The first verse goes: “The weather outside is dreadful / Yet the fire is so nice / And since we can’t go anywhere / Please let it snow, please let it snow, please let it snow.”
Feeling cold? I overheard Leonardo DiCaprio’s seatmate ask, “Where are you headed?” He was drawing a chill.
The current mayor’s team is just his wife and six huskies.
A city council member in Manhattan is on the lookout for a roommate for a woman running a high fever.
Forget the nurse back at the hospital; this time it’s a penguin that’s just given birth.
Two things that skiers should definitely keep: their composure and a good health insurance card.
Got a problem? Bill Clinton’s zipper seems to be stuck from the cold.
Cold? My manager is also playing the flute oddly enough.
A farmer was milking a cow using, of all things, an ice pick.
The Arctic night stretches for six months. One worker just got there in mid-January.
And yes, even those in the oldest profession are grumbling about the chill.
Freezing? It was cold in a place I had never experienced before.
In politics, it seems they’ll even put strangers’ hands in their pockets.
Need cash? Consider renting your bedroom out as a meat locker.
Got a chance to visit city hall? The warmth from the clap dummy will be just what you need.
A postman was dismissed for having an intimate encounter while delivering mail. At least one person from the post office gets it out there.
The ideal weather for a wedding? He’s chilly, and she’s a bit icy.
Crap Dummy Sanitation Truck: Not satisfied with our services? We’ll double your garbage and bring it back.
So, here’s hoping we can all look forward to some happy, snow-free days soon.
