In 2019, an unknown woman named E. Jean Carroll accused Donald Trump of raping her in the locker room of the Bergdorf Goodman department store in midtown Manhattan. Her Trump called her crazy, and her jury found that Trump sexually abused her and slandered her with her “crazy” stories. found to be responsible for both. Last week, a New York jury found Carroll liable for $83 million for defamation.
Here are 25 reasons why nuts.
1) Carol said rape is “sexy”
She backs up this insane statement with the following:Let’s think of a fantasy”(My wife and I can’t stop saying it to each other). Just to be clear, being forcibly violated by someone against your will is the exact opposite of “sexy.”
2) She’s already boasting about her shopping.
Remember that scene in Goodfellas when that idiot shows up to the party with his wife wearing $20,000 clothes? fur coat And De Niro told him to “take it back”? When carrying out a scam, you need to be quiet for a while. On the other hand, Carol national tv I told Rachel Maddow I was going to buy the lawyer a “penthouse in Paris,” fishing gear, and a motorcycle (can you pick a more unusual gift?). Her lawyer mumbled awkwardly. “Oh, that’s a joke.”
Yes, this is all a joke.
3) The scenario she described came from her favorite TV show
She calls herself “Law and order”There are fans, episode There, a man forces his way into a Bergdorf Goodman locker room and sexually assaults a woman. Perhaps this is where she got the idea. She also big fan “The Apprentice.” Would you like to see a rapist on TV?
4) She didn’t want to file criminal charges.
Being on the cover of New York magazine is one thing, but taking a BS article to an actual courtroom is a whole other level of fraud. When Bill de Blasio said he would change the law to allow lawsuits, Carroll continued: repeat awkwardly“The experts told me…the time is up.”
5) They changed the law
The suit was without merit because the statute of limitations for civil action had passed. what happened?new york state legislature changed the law. What could scream “witch hunt” more than this? What are we Zimbabwe?
6) The man who supported the lawsuit is a major DNC donor
leftist activist billionaire Reid Hoffman This is the funding behind this operation. His motive is clearly to bankrupt President Trump so he can’t run again. At first, Carroll denied it, saying he was a liar, but his lawyer forced him to confess.
7) Apparently it was all George Conway’s idea
Even though it’s her Deny It is clear that this entire plan was concocted by “conservative lawyer” Conway at a radical leftist cocktail party in Manhattan.
8) Carol’s lawyer is desperate to correct her reputation as a rapist.
Roberta Kaplan was supposed to be defending victims of sexual assault with the #TimesUp movement, but instead she used it to protect perverts like Andrew Cuomo. she was caught And she was fired. For her comeback, ashley biden (Biden’s lawyers going after Trump? Is anyone surprised?) But this lawsuit could save her Google search results forever.
9) Carol’s dress didn’t exist back then
Carroll said the rape occurred in the early 1990s.We just learned the specific dress she was allegedly wearing didn’t exist at that time.
10) She can’t remember when the rape happened.
We’re not talking about exact dates. She won’t tell me if it was her 1993 or her 1995.
11) She won’t let anyone do a DNA test on her coat.
Carol calls the dress her.unlucky dress” she told CNN that she had no intention of using it to make an amulet, as if the idea had occurred to her. Anyone. Why did she keep it in her hands?this may be left wing monica lewinsky dressbut she refuses to let anyone analyze it.
12) She doesn’t know if Trump ejaculated
I don’t know if anyone reading this has ever had sex, but it’s almost impossible to hide evidence of a male orgasm.
13) She is a serial accuser
Despite being 3.5 years old, she claims to have been sexually assaulted by the man at least six times. This in itself does not prove Trump’s innocence, but it becomes important when surrounded by 24 other points.
14) She said it wasn’t sexual
Carroll said just about everything she could about the encounter, from “it wasn’t sexual” to “it was the definition of rape.” But she said she would not press charges because it would trivialize the experiences of undocumented immigrants who are “raped around the clock.”
15) She’s not his type
President Trump is interested in elegant Slavs.This woman looks hysterical chicken lady From “The Children of the Hall.”
16) The judge and Carol’s lawyer are friends.
Apparently Judge Lewis Kaplan was Roberta Kaplan’s judge (no relation). Mentor Both men worked at Paul, Weiss, Rifkind, Wharton & Garrison. Although Mr. Kaplan denies this, it cannot be denied that the two men worked at the same company at the same time. That alone is a conflict of interest.
17) Carol didn’t tell anyone about the alleged assault until she did.
If a woman is sexually assaulted, she has a moral obligation to report it immediately so her rapist doesn’t do it again. Carol did no such thing.Furthermore, she didn’t speak I told one of her friends about it. At least not at first. This is typical behavior of talkative people.
18) Even if it’s all true, the settlement will be small.
Carroll claimed that President Trump stole her job as an Elle columnist, but the magazine said it terminated her contract as an advice columnist simply because there was no interest. But let’s assume Elle fired her because Trump wrote her mean tweets. A fair price for her advice columns is a few hundred dollars each. That’s $2,000 a year for Elle. Assuming that Carol lives as long as Dear Abby columnist Pauline Esther Friedman, who died at age 94, the total would be a whopping $28,000 (Carol was 80).
That’s a difference of approximately $82,972,000.
19) She said that women “love” to be kidnapped.
she said charlie rose (Remember him?) In 1995, women love the idea of a caveman knocking a woman unconscious with a club and then dragging her away. by their hair — Return to the cave. I’m not a feminist, but I’m sure this kind of violence will give me a brain injury. do not have Turn on.
20) She said it was no big deal.
“I’m a mature woman.” she said. “I can handle it.” So why does she need $83 million to recover? That’s four times the amount she would receive if her child died. beheaded.
21) She lives in a mouse house
Anyone who doubts this woman’s mental state should check it out. her house. She calls it the “mouse house.” Because it’s infested with rodents (she even gives them individual names, like “Tabursky”). She painted the trees blue. She printed out her 27 years worth of advice column questions and piled them up all over the place. Yes, some writers are weird. But it is impossible for her to look at her position and not think: “This is strange.”
22) She is a hoarder.
The hoarding is mental disorder. If you have a mental illness, you can’t sue someone for calling you “crazy.”
23) Her pussy is called “vagina” — seriously
E. Jean Carroll is obsessed About sex and her vagina. She said she lives in the forest because if she lived in the city she would have 16 boyfriends. she is 80 years oldRemember?
Her dog “Tits” has blue hair and her cat is named “Vagina”.left wing media I think this is irrelevant. “Among the bizarre complaints by the former president is that the jury was not told the name of the accuser’s cat, Vagina T. Fireball.” When I called you, Vagina T. Fireball problem.
24) She is writing a note to herself
wait, it’s not everyone do it? It’s not like this. ” mouse house‘ is decorated with a strange message. Her microwave says “Burn Baby Burn”. On her bookshelf is written “Always have fun and never get angry.” And then, in a moment of confused honesty, she taped a note to the lamp that read: Pursue radical options to the bitter end! ”
25) Carol said she wanted to “rape” Trump.
Apparently, she thought that having rough sex with him in the locker room would make her “.”funny story” (Wait, I thought she hadn’t told anyone what happened to her) fear.) She also suggested doing it $17,000 If he couldn’t speak. Don’t you think it’s very rapey?
Anyone who takes this incident seriously and doesn’t see E. Jean Carroll as a complete basket case is a complete basket case.
