Wil Wheaton was distraught like a little girl after Larry David ‘assaulted’ Elmo on February 1st today’s show.
What makes 51-year-old Wheaton’s crying bully meltdown so unique and special is that it targets neurotic, narcissistic, bossy, joyless, self-centered nancy boys like Wheaton. If I had spent a year crafting the perfect satire of… I could never have created something as perfect as this…
“So I found out on Life TV that Larry David assaulted Elmo.” Wheaton shrieked “But I didn’t watch it until now because I thought it would be upsetting,” she wrote on Facebook.
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Full disclosure: When I was a kid, my dad would always grab me by the shoulders and shake me while screaming in my face. He strangled me many times. He was always out of control, always furious, always afraid. I’m a 51-year-old man, and I’m thrilled to remember how I loved Grover when I was little, the same way kids love Elmo today.
So this horrible, unforgivable, despicable act hit multiple raw nerves for me, and I want to say what I wish I could have said when something like this happened to me. think.
Wheaton’s post goes on like this for more than 800 words.
Remember all the notebooks of the person who killed Kevin Spacey? Seven Seven Was it kept? Now I know what was inside.
Here are some of my favorite parts…
“You just can’t stand that dolls bring people together in meaningful ways that you can’t?”
“…stop expressing violence against the puppets of children who were there to talk about how his love and empathy for people going through difficult times mattered and made a difference. It was for a reason.”
“Once the dust settles, we hope that Larry David’s horrific actions will become a footnote in the larger story of how one day of Muppets made a difference.”[.]”
I know, I know…trust me, we’re all thinking the same thing. Can you believe they put this bastard on the bridge of the Enterprise?
And we haven’t even gotten to the good part…
Because Great Americans Still Exist, Girl Wheaton received some well-deserved ridicule in the Facebook comments. His reply…?a thing Of pure beauty…
Many of us had the same visceral reaction when an adult, in a fit of anger, made a move on a child (Elmo was 4 years old). without consent, and laugh about it, sharing experiences you should be grateful you didn’t share with us. And when you say the shitty, toxic, cruel things about yourself, when you dismiss it all as a puppet or a joke, you’re making us do what the adults around us did when we were kids. That’s what I’m doing. And it hurts again. [emphasis added]
No consent.
Why has humanity fallen so far? Not only is a 51-year-old man outraged by the joke, but he is outraged by it in public, to the point where he believes this outrage allows him to become some kind of white knight to the “traumatized” people. , how did our culture evolve? The kids there?
Poor Wil Wheaton. What a miserable person he is! His skin is as thin as rice paper. he has no sense of humor. He is always on the lookout for things that offend him in order to maintain his superiority. No wonder he’s still getting over his childhood “trauma.” He is too self-centered to continue with this life. he can’t laugh. His whole identity is his victim mentality. It’s a miserable way to live, believe me.
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