Even if you skip the Super Bowl, you can still find all the fails online. There were no highlights. There is no definitive moment of excellence.
Super Bowl V reached its climax at the end of halftime, when singer Usher Raymond finally brought out rappers Ludacris and Lil Jon to perform “Yeah.”
Those who skipped the Super Bowl avoided four hours of secular propaganda and a boring football game.
Beyond that, Kansas City’s 25-22 overtime win over San Francisco featured a series of mistakes and an outcome that Taylor Swift haters predicted more than a month ago.
If there was a script, Jerry Seinfeld wrote it, and Mo, Larry, and Carly played the lead roles.
This was a terrible Super Bowl, with unforced errors, a lack of composure, another Kyle Shanahan coaching meltdown, two unorthodox commercial ads, and Ice Spice making a devilish gesture from the Swifty suite. It was a defining title game.
Let’s run through Super Bloopers.
Christian McCaffrey, the NFL’s best offensive player, fumbled the ball inside the Chiefs’ territory, ruining the 49ers’ first possession. San Francisco’s second drive stalled when all-world offensive tackle Trent Williams committed back-to-back penalties.
Kansas City running back Isaiah Pacheco stopped playing the football in the first quarter. Pacheco’s failure somehow sparked Swift’s boyfriend, Travis Kelce, to attack head coach Andy Reid. Kelce yelled, pushing Reid away. After a brief apology, broadcasters Jim Nantz and Tony Romo acted as if Kelsey’s shove had never happened. At halftime, CBS’ Nate Burleson stopped Hall of Fame coach Bill Cowher from mentioning Kelce’s outburst.
At the start of the third quarter, Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes threw an interception. At the end of the third quarter, the 49ers blocked a punt, putting the Chiefs in position to take the lead.
At one point during the game, Shanahan abandoned the running game, leaving quarterback Brock Purdy to shoulder all of the offensive burden. Shanahan, of course, was the Atlanta Falcons’ offensive coordinator when Tom Brady and the Patriots bounced back from a 28-3 deficit in the Super Bowl, in part because Shanahan refused to run the football. Thanks to that too.
Shanahan has now been a key contributor to three different double-digit leads in the Super Bowl. He’s the NFL’s version of Doc Rivers, the NBA coach who tends to blow away 3-1 advantage in playoff series.
Not to disparage Patrick Mahomes, who won his third Super Bowl MVP, but nothing he did Sunday reversed this long list of mental and physical errors.
I haven’t mentioned the two main out-of-field errors yet.
Taylor Swift invited a devil worshiper to her suite. Irreverent rapper Ice Spice wore an upside-down crucifix around his neck while enjoying the big time alongside a supposedly harmless American pop star. Cameras captured Ice Spice making a devilish gesture with his hands, revealing an upside-down cross.
After months of speculation that Swift’s involvement in the NFL saga was to promote vaccines and Joe Biden, we now have a clue as to her true purpose. She is just another tool of a secular movement, a satanic cult that controls popular culture. Swift is a gateway drug to ice spice. Swift makes empty music that prepares the senses to embrace degeneration.
That really was the point of Sunday’s Super Bowl. It is a platform for tolerance and glorification of all things worldly.
The broadcast featured two commercials for “He Gets Us,” an ad purported to promote the teachings of Jesus Christ. The ad depicts Jesus as tolerant and supportive of all things related to “social justice.” The first ads focused on Christians washing the feet of illegal immigrants, young women seeking abortions, transgender men, and Black Lives Matter protesters. The ad ends by declaring, “Jesus did not teach hate.”
Well, the truth is, God commands us to do so. hating evil: “He who loves the Lord hates evil; the Lord protects the souls of His saints; He delivers them from the hand of the wicked.”
Jesus washed the feet of his disciples. He didn’t walk around town washing the feet of women seeking abortions or men seeking gender changes. He washed the feet of those who were most faithful to Him. It was an expression of humility and gratitude, not an expression of tolerance for sin.
Those who skipped the Super Bowl were very smart. I say that as a Kansas City Chiefs fan and as someone who is happy with the outcome. I haven’t missed anything of value.
There was no need to sit through four hours of secular propaganda or watch a boring football game.
