Even if you ever convict Trump of anything, it’s not going to matter

So today the defense rested in Trump’s hush money trial, which means Trump won’t take a stand. Probably because there’s no need to. Yesterday Alvin Bragg’s star witness Michael Cohen underwent a “coenoscopy.” Trump’s lawyers put the truth to Cohen’s tirade, exposing the giant polyp of lies. Cohen is Bragg’s key witness, and the man is more relied upon than a tailor who needs to take off his sweatpants. He’s the only one who can tie President Trump to any crime, even if no one seems sure what that crime is. So Cohen fell apart like Britney Spears on an Iranian helicopter. It gets worse. All that’s left is for the media to act like nothing happened.

Now, Trump could still be convicted. This is Manhattan, after all. If you push an old lady in front of a train, you’ll get a verbal warning, but if you double park, you’ll get a chair. And these are the 12 jurors chosen from a peered pool – who voted for Biden with almost 85% last time. Namely, bail reform, Bill de Blasio, and the narcs who gave us “Women’s Weekly Football.” So let’s get our hopes up. But if there was any hope, there should be one juror who would hang this jury. Then we can end this horror and get through the summer. New Yorkers should wear shorts and halter tops, ladies too. And at this point, even if Trump is convicted of something, it doesn’t matter. Like the first wig Jesse puts on Craigslist, no one buys it. We can thank Cohen and Bragg for that. Because of that, Americans trust this system as much as they do the expiration date on condoms at the dollar store.

Now, no one was more disappointed than our nation’s media to see the Bragg affair fall apart. You might think that the media would be used to this by now. This was supposed to be a grand indictment of Trump, starring a murder witness who had all the dirty information. Sadly, George Clooney was promised to appear in the film, but instead George Costanza appeared. What was your biggest moment? Cohen admitted to stealing $30,000 from Trump’s organization. Cohen explained that he billed Trump’s company for the $50,000 he owed the contractor, but he only paid $20 and he pocketed the rest. This man is belittling him very badly. However, the actual crime was finally discovered. In this chaos there is an actual crime. And the media is shocked that Cohen is the one who committed it.

CNN’s Jake Tapper: I am still reeling from the revelation that Michael Cohen stole money from the Trump Organization. It was truly astonishing.

CNN’s Laura Coates: This would have given the prosecution enough ammunition to potentially weaken its case fatally.

MSNBC Guest: In reality, there is an argument that you are just an opportunistic thief. I think this changed Michael Cohen from someone like Tom Hagen in The Godfather, but really Fredo Corleone, to just a thief.

CNN’s Ellie Honig: Stealing $60,000 by fraud is theft in New York State, but it is a more serious crime than running a false business.

Michael Cohen admits to stealing from Trump Organization, surprising MSNBC and CNN hosts

So the guy who was supposed to have conspired deeply with Trump in a master plan to deceive voters was actually stealing money from Trump. Come on. If you can’t trust a convicted perjurer, who can you trust? It seems the prosecutors didn’t know it was coming. That means Cohen lied to them too. You’d think they would have covered this in witness prep. I mean, if you’re going to put Jeffrey Dahmer on the stand, tell him not to bring out his favorite recipe. Right now we’re watching lemmings go through the 5 stages of grief. Lawrence O’Donnell is in denial.

Lawrence O’Donnell: He asked about $50,000. It has nothing to do with 1.3 million yen. And there he very effectively convinced Michael Cohen to agree, “Yes, he stole $30,000.” Later, when Cohen was asked about that in a redirect from prosecutors, he actually said no. Apparently he stole $30,000. It’s because Michael Cohen did the little he could within his calculations to rebalance the bonuses he thought he deserved, and still didn’t receive the bonuses he thought he deserved or didn’t get the previous year. It seemed like the result was less than the bonus given. .

MSNBC host defends Michael Cohen who stole admission money: He ‘thought he deserved’ the money

I’ve been in media all my life and I can honestly say that that was the stupidest show that ever aired. I’m watching The View. Cohen didn’t steal the money. I just rebalanced it. I regained my balance. It’s like what you do on a plane with Lizzo. Rebalancing? Isn’t that a way to defend plunder and reparations? Rebalancing is the new word for theft. Once the show is over, I’ll try to rebalance Judge Janine’s Activia a bit. It’s yogurt. Now, the bad news is that the left’s legal battles aren’t limited to Trump. According to the website The 65 Project, about 400 Republican lawyers and politicians are the targets of criminal and civil lawsuits and disbarment proceedings. This comes as we head into the 2024 elections. A new phase is taking place in Arizona, where a new election interference lawsuit is underway to attack and bankrupt the Republican Party. Of course, Arizona is a battleground state and Trump is leading in the polls. It must be a coincidence, right?

In fact, Trump is leading in most battleground states. So when will the left realize that legal warfare is as successful as pulling out of Afghanistan or pulling out Hunter’s strippers? They might do well to remember that if Trump wins, the Orange Meanie will be running the Justice Department. And, as the old saying goes, it’s Clinton’s revenge. And Trump trial judge Juan Marchan treats the Trump campaign the way P. Diddy treats his houseguests.

When a surprise witness from the Trump campaign, Robert Costello, gave testimony that further devastated Mr. Cohen, the judge actually accused Mr. Costello of glaring at Mr. Cohen. I have also been criticized many times in the men’s restroom here. I told Lou Dobbs that I thought there was a nickel in his urinal. anyway. The judge then reprimanded Trump’s lawyers and threatened to remove Costello’s testimony from the record.

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This is the same judge who allowed testimony about President Trump’s underwear choices and allowed lies to be spread about Stormy’s ankles. enough. Marchan, do your job and attack this whole incident. And let’s turn America back into a country where Banana Republic only refers to the juvenile department where I shop.