Fox News host Greg Gutfeld highlighted on “Gutfeld!” that President Biden is showing clear signs of aging, both physically and mentally.
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Everyone knows there is something wrong with Joe. And now even Democrats are free to admit that Joe is insensible. A shocking article in the Wall Street Journal claims that Joe Biden is showing “signs of slippage” behind closed doors. Yes, he’s slipping up the stairs, under the stage at the polls, everywhere.
But the Journal adds that things aren’t looking good for Biden behind the scenes either: To say Biden is showing signs of decline is an understatement — it’s like saying the Sphinx is a bit damaged, with Biden having trouble relying on notecards in meetings and speaking too quietly for anyone to hear.
Sometimes he has his eyes closed for so long that people wonder if he’s asleep. If he kept his eyelids closed any longer, they’d put pennies in his eyes. And they keep putting a mirror under his nose to see if he’s breathing, which really slows down the pace of meetings. He can’t remember his insurance details, probably because the only insurance that matters is life insurance.
Smith told podcast host Patrick Bett David that he was “embarrassed” that Democrats couldn’t find a better candidate than President Biden to beat President Trump. (Biden photo by Celal Gunes/Anadolu Agency via Getty Images; Trump photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images)
The Journal spoke to 45 people who were in the room with Joe, all of whom were begging for someone to break the window. Republicans and Democrats included. Yes, the Democrats can’t keep fooling themselves anymore. Best case scenario, in four more years, we’ll have spent 208 weekends at Bernie’s house. Worst case scenario, we’ll beat William Henry Harrison. That’s the fastest person to fall asleep after taking office on record.
Now, at the request of the White House, several Democratic politicians have called The Wall Street Journal to say that Biden is, in fact, fine. If they are calling to tell us that Biden is in good health, we can only hope that they pick up the phone as soon as possible. A lot can change while we wait. So is it news that Biden is messing around? No. We hear it every time he opens his mouth and a moth flies out. The White House doctors can inject him with leftovers from Hunter’s stash, but they can’t make him younger.
Twenty-five years ago, he was a plagiarist, but now you can’t summarise the plot in “See Spot Run”. But why did I release this story now? It’s because this work was timed for this moment. It gave the green light to Wall Street donors, billionaires, corporate executives and ordinary people who wouldn’t normally say they’re going to vote for Trump, but to do so, they’re now winking and winking. It’s also about admitting that Joe stinks. It’s telling him that you don’t have to vote for him, or make excuses for him, or get angry when someone realises there’s something very wrong with Biden that ice cream can’t fix. It’s a message that it’s not just your imagination.
Arrest photos of President Biden and former President Donald Trump. (Getty/Fox News)
Grandpa is deteriorating really fast. All I can imagine are people saying Grandpa is OK. They don’t have Grandpa’s best interests at heart. They’re just clinging to his power just as Grandpa is clinging to life. So this article is a license you can pull out when someone says, “But Trump is a convicted criminal.” You can just say, So? Democrats and Republicans agree that Biden is the bigger risk.
He is not eligible to be president. He is the basis of the 25th Amendment. Didn’t you read the Journal article? That settles the matter. Put Trump in jail, and at least he’ll know where he is. Keep Joe in the Oval Office, and he’ll say, “Where am I? Why doesn’t this room have a corner?” And again, this isn’t just Republicans talking, it’s Democrats talking too. 45 sources. Oddly enough, what else is number 45? Donald Trump. What a coincidence. This was also co-written by a Democrat.
That’s no coincidence. The message is that Biden is more dangerous than Trump. So they’re prepping for a freeway exit ramp? Sure it’s not in the best part of town, but it won’t drive you straight into a burning mountain in front of you. Remember 2016 and 2020? You didn’t bother to say you might vote for Trump. No, some of you said you wouldn’t bother. The risks were too great, especially with the crazy anti-Trump people everywhere. Now, that obstacle is gone.
People who laughed at me when I wore a red hat while mowing the lawn now ask to borrow it. This all comes down to one thing Trump’s detractors say. You get the gist of it now, don’t you? The Wall Street Journal article sums it up by saying that electing Trump no longer puts your well-being at risk. But voting for Joe poses a bigger risk to everyone’s well-being.
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Democrats have chosen a candidate with a shorter shelf life than fresh deli meat. If you recall, it was Cher who I wish I could turn back time. She’s half Joe’s age. So the decision is yours. A man who will stand trial and serve his sentence, or a man who won’t stand trial and has years of unsentenced sentences. But now you can make that choice out loud. In November.
