I miss Vince Vaughn.
The 54-year-old actor hasn’t disappeared, but there’s nowhere for him to deliver his smooth talk these days — just imagine pitching Wedding Crashers or Old School to woke studio executives.
So much for white male privilege, where are the non-binary characters?
It explains why Vaughn has moved on to more dangerous roles, like his menacing turn in 2017’s Brawl on the 99th Block.
Now he’s telling us why we don’t watch movies like The Hangover anymore.
He told The New York Times that Hollywood executives are too timid to allow certain jokes to be told by the woke crowd, although he Without using the usual euphemisms.
“It’s a weird thing about being human to think that your ideas are the best and that the world would be a better place if you could just force people to do what you believe,” Vaughn said.
A pretty clever idea for a hard-headed “swinger.”
Fan service (charged)
Disney is finally getting some good news: The struggling studio dropped one bomb after another on unsuspecting consumers last year, culminating with the disastrous MCU film “Marvels.”
This summer? Inside Out 2 and Deadpool & Wolverine are both shaking up the box office.
How does the Mouse House thank its fans? By raising prices!
Yes, if you want to watch “Marvels” or “Acolyte” in a bad mood; Pay $2 more per month On both ad-supported and ad-free platforms.
Positively 4chan
Bob Dylan will be coming down your chimney this Christmas.
“A Complete Unknown,” a biopic about the folk legend directed by James Mangold, hits theaters on December 25. Timothée Chalamet plays the wayward singer in the Oscar-nominated film.
The only downside is that millions of Gen Zers are now Googling “Who or what is Bob Dylan?”
MSNBC’s Rogan’s Rage
Joe Rogan is an innocent man.
The podcasting titan has never slept with a White House intern, shot a cinematographer or exposed himself to fellow comedians.
Tell that to the media. Journalists hate Rogan like he’s some Trump son we didn’t even know existed. That’s why critics slammed his new Netflix comedy special, “Joe Rogan: Burn the Boat.” The press slammed every moment of the hour-long event, calling it homophobic, transphobic, etc.
It’s as if the review was written the day before.
The funniest fuss came from (where else?) MSNBC, which published a “think” piece that was a scathing attack on not only “Burn the Boat” fans, but also Logan fans.
It’s not enough that Logan is the Antichrist. His fans should be blamed as well..
If Logan represents audience concerns, what does his special tell us about the people who worship him? For starters, Logan fans love the “it’s just boys” humor.
Scary, scary.
Imagine putting every joke a comedian makes, big or small, under a microscope until it lines up with your own far-left beliefs.
Well, that’s interesting.
Zoolander’s Choice
Ben Stiller has a strong reason to vote for Vice President Kamala Harris this fall. Actually, there are three.
“She’ll be the first female president, which is very exciting. And, you know, she’s Indian, she’s black, she’s everything. You can be more than one thing, which is great. I’m half Jewish, half Irish. I wish I was black. I wish all the white, Jewish guys were black.”
Vote for Harris in 2024. She is… everything! That’s better than hope and change, right?
There’s one valuable takeaway from Stiller’s presentation. Complete Edition…Simple Jack.
Blacklisted
Jack Black’s summer just got worse.
After his Tenacious D bandmate’s birthday wish, it seemed impossible that the next Trump assassin wouldn’t fail.
The band canceled their tour, bandmate Kyle Gass lost his agent and Black temporarily canceled all upcoming shows, essentially canceling them himself.
That may be nothing compared to Black’s latest humiliation: He’s about to star in a major Hollywood flop. Borderlands, which opens on August 9, is based on the popular video game of the same name. Starring alongside Black are Oscar winners Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Hart and Cate Blanchett.
So far, so good. Very good, to be honest. But the buzz is off the charts and it’s going in the wrong direction.
Extensive reshoots. A new director was brought in to complete the project. No critical screenings. And now the movie, made on a budget of $120 million, It could open with at least $10 million this weekend.
How soon could Black appear in Kung Fu Panda 5?
