After a spate of mysterious drone sightings over New Jersey and other parts of the United States, The Daily Caller's intrepid blue puppet reporter Edgar took to the streets of Washington, D.C., to ask local residents about UFOs and diversity.
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“Most people who are abducted by aliens are rural white people. That's not fair. Would you like to see more 'abductees of color,' or 'AOC'?” Edgar asked the bewildered locals. asked.
“We don’t want diversity like that,” one woman of color responded. Wait, I thought diversity was our greatest strength?!
Another white woman complained, “I didn't ask for alien exploration!” But he acknowledged that more representation would certainly be fairer.
Edgar also asked a young black man, “Can you please take one to Team Earth?”
“Should we upload more siblings to the mothership?” he asked a black woman. She burst into laughter and replied, “Maybe.”
It bodes well for this country that New Jerseyans of all colors can now joke about race. Did Edgar single-handedly save America's race relations? But he doesn't stop there and cuts even deeper into the alien conspiracy at hand.
“Which famous person do you think is an alien?” he asked the Jersey resident.
America's hidden alien favorite was Vice President-elect J.D. Vance. “Maybe it's his inhumanly luscious eyelashes?'' Edgar followed. Within its whiskers, an advanced alien civilization is exploding.
Edgar pressed closer. “Why are alien overlords circling New Jersey?”
“New Jersey is America's armpit. Anyone would circle that.” was one response. Shots were fired!
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