The eagle handler responsible for flying a live eagle around the Stadio Olimpico before the Lazio match has now lost his job after sharing too much information about his penile implant surgery on Instagram.
Juan Bernabe has been the team's eagle handler since 2010, but the club finally said enough is enough after he explained his new button-pressing robotics in terrifying detail on Instagram Live.
“I had surgery to improve my sexual performance because I am very active. I need to ejaculate whenever I have free time. It was a great surgery. My erections are natural, but this device allows me to have complete control over both my erection and timing at the touch of a button.
Bernabe, He calls himself a fan of Mussolini.made his account private — but that wasn't enough to save his job. Lazio released a statement apologizing to fans for not having the eagle flown. This was translated by Google from the website.
SS Lazio Spa was shocked to see the photo and video images of Mr. Juan Bernabe and, having read the statement accompanying them, stated that, considering the seriousness of his actions, we immediately suspended all contact with him. It is reported that the relationship has been severed.
The club recognizes and even shares the pain that the loss of the Eagle will cause to the fans at the next home match, but it is unreasonable for them all to associate it with the historic icon, let alone the Eagle. I believe it is possible. I am with a person who, through my own initiative, made it impossible for me to continue the relationship.
Usually when a middle-aged man brags about buying a new pig, he has to go to a Harley-Davidson dealer. Good luck to robot sex, although it might have been a better choice for Juan Bernabe.
