If only they could shed liberal tears and put out the Pacific Palisades fire.
ABC Comics is crying again, and yes, it's also about Donald Trump. The day after the election, Jimmy Kimmel famously choked up on camera, a humiliating moment for the former “Man Show” host.
“Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are worse than ambulance chasers. What a disgusting 'photoshoot' they pulled off. ”
At least his latest soffest referenced an actual disaster. His show tape was shot in the greater Los Angeles area, which has been hit by unprecedented wildfires and government inaction. Satirists may use this opportunity to skewer officials like Mayor Karen “URL” Bass (D) and Gov. Gavin “Marshall Plan” Newsom (D). Their incompetence cannot be denied.
Instead, Kimmel directed his anger at Trump. Criticize their performance in the spotlight.
“And tonight, I don't want to go into the vile, irresponsible, stupid statements that a supposed future president and his vile group dared to say during their darkest and most terrifying times. …Obviously we… The fact that they chose to attack firefighters who are not white enough to be out there risking their lives is disgusting, but it's not surprising.”
That's not accurate either. Conservatives like Mr. Trump have accused California officials of ignoring Fire 101 and focusing on diversity. Let's get more water. Plan for the worst. etc.
If you can't carry a larger than average man from a burning buildingplease have the decency not to brag about it…
More evidence of the end times
The hosts of “The View” push the “broken clock” adage to the brink. The show gets it wrong so often that it's no more accurate than a broken clock.
This week was an exception.
Carrie Underwood will perform at President Trump's inauguration ceremony. This is the kind of gig that no big star would have embraced in 2017, or 2020, or 2023. There is currently a shift in the atmosphere, with celebrities deepening their relationships with real estate moguls. To some extent.
The announcement may have been welcomed by social media mobs and digital criminals who demanded that she refuse to perform live. Not this time. Furthermore, although not one, Two of the hosts of “The View” defended Underwood's right to sing on the show.
“If I believe that I have the right to decide to perform somewhere, [she has] Same rights. must be supported. I'm not particularly interested in it. I don't see it, but that's just me. ”
That's Whoopi Goldberg. This is the same host who announced that President Trump would dissolve interracial marriage.
Now for the really shocking part.
“Art is art, and I think it has a right to play wherever it wants to play.”
That's Sunny Hostin, who advised liberals to kick Trump supporters out of Thanksgiving dinners.
Tick, tick…
Justin Bateman burns royal 'ambulance chaser' to death
Sometimes the insults sting. It's hard to predict, but it's true. And perhaps what Justin Bateman said about the quasi-royal couple will haunt them for a while. Maybe it's longer.
Sitcom actress turned film director Blame Prince Harry and Meghan Markle For posing for a glorious photo shoot with those affected by the California wildfires. The couple distributed food and comforted people who suddenly became homeless after the disaster.
Haven't the people of Los Angeles suffered enough?
“Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are no different from ambulance chasers. What an unpleasant 'photoshoot' they have achieved. Are they “patrolling the damage”? Are they politicians now? ”
“They don't live here. They're tourists. Disaster tourists…”
All climate change, all the time
Now, this is the second “The View”-related item in this column. Thank you for your understanding in advance.
“This is like a slow death,” Joy Behar said recently.
No, she wasn't describing the experience of the average viewer watching a boring televised gabfest. She was referring to the “real” culprit behind the deadly wildfires.
You guessed it: climate change.
When it comes to the California wildfires, Behar said, we don't talk about it enough. Never mind the horrendous government fraud, empty water reservoirs, and DEI fire departments.
Nor is it the fact that the media and Hollywood bring up climate change at every opportunity.
That's not enough. She said the current Oscar season needs to be Climate hysteria has taken over.
“At the awards ceremony, everyone who stands up and accepts the award will say something about the climate. If a missile were to come into this country, we would all stand up in arms. This is like a slow death. And then there's going to be more fires, more landslides, more hurricanes, everything.”
As if the ratings for various shows weren't bad enough as they are.
