This is the transaction:
The must-see “PSLS is a Good Investment” will be directed to the auditorium to hold the mandatory NFL seminar just before the start of the tryout season for the exhibit game. Everyone starts with a bravely separated Roger Goodell, but in particular, the NFL TV crew (its executive producer, game director, highlights and promotional editor) must attend or risk torture by repeated private plays of the “Best of Kevin Harlan” disc.
When seated, the audience will slap A&E’s new series, Stadium Lockup. This follows closely with the Cleveland Browns’ security, safety, surveillance and emergency medical team during their home games last season.
And we congratulate them on their vigilance, their dedication to their duties, and their patience in attacks by patrons there to drink and fight. And there seem to be dozens of people, especially those who are considered mandatory to bloody, beating men and women based on wearing jerseys on the other side.
