There are a couple of things that can really put me in a sour mood. One is starting the day with rain; the other? Getting stuck behind someone slow on the sidewalk.
I’ve always had a quick pace. I think I could probably cut Google Maps’ estimated walk times by a good chunk. With my long limbs, I got nicknamed “Spider Girl” on my netball team. One time, a friend mentioned she had to jog a bit just to keep up with me. It’s like I don’t even notice I’m speeding ahead.
Those slow walkers remind me of cars that refuse to merge into the slower lanes. I try to navigate around them, trying not to bump into anyone, but sometimes they just don’t seem aware of their surroundings.
During busy days when everyone is out shopping or heading to the beach, I often find myself getting pushed aside as I attempt to pass by. And, let’s be real, I catch a lot of side-eye glances as I go by. But then, there’s that little voice from Miranda that tells me to stay calm.
Slow pedestrians can create major blockages near public transport. You could end up stuck on your way to actually catching the next train or bus. If you happen to be in places like Grand Central Station or Gare de Lyon, you’ll know exactly what I mean.
They also tend to pop up in supermarkets, taking their time while distracted by their phones or simply maneuvering their carts. It’s a bit frustrating, you know? You might be thinking, “Can’t you just relax a bit?” When I’m out for leisure, I can take it slow—chat with friends, walk the dog, or do laps around the block while dodging wind tunnels on the phone. But if I’m headed somewhere, especially if I want to grab coffee, I definitely walk with purpose.
Sure, you don’t always have to hurry through life. Taking an 11-minute brisk walk or running errands can have its own kind of enjoyment. But, maybe try to keep pace?
