Wow! My man is gone!
Former NFL security guard TJ Ward is tired of airport TSA agents touching his…*cough*… private parts.Ann 8 years Ward, an NFL veteran who last played for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in 2017, went absolutely nuclear at the TSA at the airport, specifically at the screening. And this happened after he recently went on a trip, but that trip was a little too touching and Ward wasn’t a true fan. (Related: Jacksonville Jaguars agree to stadium financing, putting an end to relocation rumors)
Ward took to Twitter to slam TSA security agents at the airport, claiming they were “pulling him aside to worry about him.” [his] ball sack. ” Yes, he actually said that. Basically, he was just patted down and, according to Ward, he was actually sexually assaulted. This is a quote!
Oh boy…
The airport is a scam. TSA is a scam. All these rules are meaningless. If you ask that stupid machine, I have a weapon every time I fly. No, those are just my man parts. Now, I have to take the SA. I’m sick! Domestic terrorism, and we were worried about my ballsack.
— TJ Ward (@BossWard43) May 10, 2024
TJ Ward is on this journey and frankly he’s right.
Luckily, I’ve always been able to pass through metal detectors without a problem, but I’ve always felt like TSA’s security measures go a little too far. I mean, yeah, I get it…we have to stay safe, and all that jazz…but do any of you really like being groped by the TSA?
I’m fine, dude. I’m already nervous because it involves airport check-in procedures and other security measures taken by the TSA. Relax with something exciting, dude.
