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Biden Just Can’t Help Giving Trump All The Ammo He Needs To Take On The Swamp

President Joe Biden just can’t help himself. The President’s pardon of his son is a one-two punch in service of the MAGA agenda. After months of denials, Biden did what we all knew was inevitable: pardoning his son, Hunter Biden, for anything and everything over the past decade. For conservatives, it’s tempting to whine about […]

Society Plummets To New Lows As Sophie Rain Boasts Insane OnlyFans Profits

Internet personality Sophie Rain took a moment to reflect on her blessings this Thanksgiving, namely the over $47 million she made on OnlyFans so far in 2024. I hear lots of people complaining about all the things that are wrong with today’s society, and I’m sounding the alarm on this, specifically. The screenshot of Rain’s […]

DAWN BUCKINGHAM: Help Is Coming For The Border

The border crisis reached unprecedented levels under the Biden-Harris administration. Still, there is finally a light at the end of the tunnel: President-elect Donald Trump will soon begin his second term as president of the United States, and he has made it clear that on day one he will secure our southern border. Well, I’m […]

HART: My Annual List Of Things I’m Thankful For

Note: This is a satirical piece. It has been an epic year for us humor/opinion writers. At this point, I give thanks to those buffoons, reprobates, scalawags, the demented and DEI disasters who made my job easier in 2024. All I’ve had to do was read the newspaper out loud on stage to get laughs. […]

DAVID BLACKMON: A Trump Effort To Revive Keystone XL Would Likely Be Purely Symbolic

Of all the destructive actions President Joe Biden took related to energy policy during his four years in office, his stroke-of-a-pen decision on his first day in office to cancel the cross-border permit for the Keystone XL pipeline system as a political payoff to his environmentalist campaign funders was perhaps the worst. It was bad enough […]