Dems say the biggest threat on Earth is the ‘big orange monster man’

Happy Tuesday everyone. We're less than two weeks into the new year, and not much has changed since 2023. My body fat is still less than 7%. Kilmeade still writes at a fourth-grade level. And what is the biggest threat on earth? Big orange monster man. Take a look at Axios' recent article. A former president is said to be a “risk that trumps all others.” “Trump’s second term will be far more radical than his first, committed to expanding the boundaries of law and governance and pursuing retribution against the prosecutors he has fought since his ouster.” Trump's protectionist and isolationist tendencies will leave China vulnerable and also frighten NATO.''As a global threat, he is invincible. ” So how does that matter? Personally, I'm hoping for a second season that's even more radical than the first. Maybe you'll get the wall you were promised? He then obtains a cabinet post as the Abdominal Secretary.

But what is this hysteria based on? Axios, you've already been President Trump for 4 years and nothing happened with your shitty word salad. But we also didn't go to war. Doesn't that mean something? But if they admit that they cannot be distracted by preaching imaginary doom and gloom. That reminds me of Michelle Obama. The former first lady is now extremely afraid. So what will happen in the next election? I'm sure she's worried about what will happen.

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Michelle Obama: What will happen in the next election? I worry about what could happen because our leaders matter, who we elect, who speaks for us, and who holds the bully pulpit. It affects us in ways that people take for granted.

Indeed, Barack was so scared that he changed his name back to Barry Sotelo. But there's no doubt that Michelle is scared. He worries that the Democrats will lose because the real problem for Michelle is that people are stupid. Because people think the government isn't actually doing anything. And I think, “Oh my god.”

Michelle Obama: The fact that people think the government, uh, doesn't actually do anything. And you think, “Oh my God, the government will do anything for us?” And we cannot take this democracy for granted. And sometimes I worry that we do. Those are the things that keep me going.

Well, that tells you everything you need to know about the Democratic Party. People are the problem, and governments are always the solution. And whose side do you think Michelle is on? And certainly, the government wants to do everything for us, but that doesn't mean they have to. That's not what this country is about. We are individuals, not cogs. We are a free people, free to pursue our goals without interference from an ever-invading power-crazed government. That's why we don't feel the need to call 911 if we are misgendered. She says, “We shouldn't take this democracy for granted,'' and I sometimes worry that we do. it confuses me. Aren't people going to vote for Trump? And is it her party that is preventing it? That is, in a word, stupidity. How can we have democracy when people can vote for who they want? That's like saying I don't target women unless they're fat or attractive. And Trump is so scary that we can't even discuss him. Some Democrats say so, arguing that it only exposes his extremist views. Talking logically and not shaking hands with dead people. But let's be honest, they've seen Joe on stage get taken out with a punching bag. Imagine what Trump would do to him. What else is supporting Michelle? What does she know?

Michelle Obama: What sustains me is what I know. Well, there are too many wars going on in this region. What can AI do for us? The environment. Are we moving fast enough? What are we doing about education? Are people going to vote? And why don't people vote? Are we too attached to our phones? So those are the things that keep me going because you can't control them.

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Hmm. She needs relaxium. There are wars in too many places, and they all started within the last three years. What a coincidence. She's like, let's continue the war on Baker and her parents in this country where they belong. education? She has a point, but that's why there are parents who come to PTA meetings and get mad that their kids are being taught shit by woke knuckleheads. It is. When Trump was president, two plus two equals four. Now it's comparable to Thursday's hormone injections and cross-dressing.

Of course, what she's really afraid of is losing control. And if Trump wins, so will she. She said without mentioning his name.

Michelle Obama: The tone and intent of your message is important. You can't just say the first thing that comes to mind. Can not. It's not real. To me, that's childish. And we are seeing firsthand what leadership without children looks and feels like. Someone in a leadership position is just a mean, vulgar, cynical person.

Hmm, but she's right. She cannot tolerate politicians acting like children. The Democratic Party will try to bring them into power. So 2024 is starting to look like a rematch between the same two. The difference is that one wants you to vote for him and the other wants to prevent you from voting for anyone but him. But the truth is, Democrats say this crap about every Republican, every election, and at one point even Mitt was Hitler. Remember when they accused Romney of giving a woman cancer and actually claimed Mitt was evil for putting a dog on the roof of his car? That was until someone pointed out that President Obama had a dog on his palate. Yes, President Obama has eaten dog. He boasted about it in his biography.

obama audio: Then, off the table, we were introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tough), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy).

But just how smooth is Barack? The work of dogs eating with snakes and crickets without us noticing. Yeah. I eat cricket salad, fried snakes, and Old Yeller. Once again, Democrats continue to predict how terrible Trump will be. As if he was already president when the situation was good. They're promoting a horror movie when it's a sequel to a feel-good comedy that has a punch line but no dialogue. They want to blame him for everything. But the truth is, he mostly left us alone. And that's what we all want. To be left alone. President Trump did not dictate what kind of car they should drive or what kind of food they should eat. he didn't care. It meant even more to him even if you didn't like Big Macs. I don't want the government to do much for me. Because government is terrible at everything. Well, everything but lies and division.

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And while they're worried about President Trump, they're ignoring what's really scary. It's like this thing that does everything for us can't track anything. The trillions of dollars they printed and gave away during the coronavirus pandemic. Millions of illegal aliens. Crime happening on our streets. Our Secretary of Defense. This White House couldn't even keep cocaine out of the White House. If this administration were your babysitter, you would come home to find your child missing, drunk, and on puberty blockers. That's what I keep asking the government to help me with. no thanks. I'll take the chance. At least Republicans know that government sucks, which is why they're so good at what they do.