Bill Maher defends Harrison Butterker during speech riot: ‘I don’t know what the big crime is’
Let’s do a monologue. It was fun. So let’s talk about Bill Maher. He is the only one who gives surprises. He’s the only talk show host besides me who doesn’t wear blackface. But the night is still young.
Hahaha! It’s Fox. But strangely, he says what I want to hear.
Something is happening. Will it be the biggest 180 since Bruce Jenner traded his tracksuit for a hoop skirt? No, in fact, Bill is probably watching the party go in a direction that deviates from what we used to call sanity. And Bill and I have more in common than you might think. We are both successful show hosts. We both can put our feet behind our heads and carry Canadian quarters with us to give to the homeless.
But we also agree about the craziness of today. In Bill’s great new book, he talks about presentism. This means judging everyone from the past by today’s standards. He says it’s like being mad at yourself now for not knowing what you know now when you were 10 years old. He feels the same way when he reads his old diary. He wanted to be a part of Charlie’s Angels, he thinks.
But reading some of the things I wrote years ago shows that concerns about terrorism wrongly led us to believe that safety trumps freedom. Does Bill feel that way after watching old episodes of Real Time? I’d like to ask him if he’s here tonight. Oh, wait a minute. he. look. today.
Today’s world can make for some strange bed buddies. So Bill Maher and Greg Gutfeld are together. It’s like Cat Timpf and Ozempic. Dr. Drew from “Dr. Kevorkian.” Dana Perino and Barack Obama. One likes to take the dog for a walk, and the other likes to cook it in a wok. That is correct. President Obama wants to get a dog. I just want to remind everyone. But Bill is right. Judging the past by comparing it to the present is pointless and lazy. Yes, other than denying women the right to vote, people in the past may seem ignorant compared to us today. Now, Maher added, the left is annoying and frustrating, but the right is alarming. That’s exactly how I feel about condoms and dog walker pregnancy.
HBO host Bill Maher claims that after conducting several recent studies, medical institutions in the United States are “far behind” on the topic of gender medicine compared to European countries that restrict related medical treatments. did. (Screenshot/HBO)
Instead of listening to the decent voices on the enemy side, we often focus on the nuts because it’s fun. Exposing protesters is more fun than discussing nerds about the Middle East. God, that’s boring. I’m the one at the front of the car. And similarly, it’s easier for Democrats to focus on January 6th than the millions of decent people who think Trump is on their side. But the question is, which crazy is more influential? The nuts on the right come from below the swamp of Reddit and Q heat, and the left comes from above and progress. The Mayo Clinic just apologized for saying there are two genders. The principals of the children’s schools announced that they will no longer use the terms boys and girls. A man creampied another bunch of girls during a high school championship race, completely ruining the all-female cast of Ghostbusters. Call it old-fashioned, but the only place a woman should exorcise ghosts is the kitchen. Hey, you. Bill came here for several reasons. He sells books, but never on Fox. But also, when was the last time two normal people with different positions disagreed in front of other people?
Here you go. So here it is. here. The goal is to understand, not undermine. The people at Fox aren’t crazy, and the people over there aren’t all trans pro-terrorism bike messengers. Some of them are just cross-dressers. But there’s one thing we can always disagree on and that’s about Trump. Although I can’t argue with Bill about Trump’s character. Sure, Trump doesn’t have a filter, but neither does Bill’s smoking joint. That’s true.
That’s Trump. He insults people, I insult people. Heck, if I stopped insulting people, what would be left of this show?
Nevertheless, Trump’s actions often contradict his rhetoric. He’s the most anti-war president I’ve ever seen. And unlike Joe and Hillary, he goes after powerful individuals rather than the masses. He doesn’t condemn millions of people as racists. Probably because in his heart he still thinks he can win. He was a populist who went looking for restaurants that mattered in a world where elites had locked us up. Importantly, it is the elites, not the populists, who have promoted insane coronavirus measures, reverse discrimination, and child mutilation under the gambit of gender affirmation. Indeed, Trump refuses to concede his election. He’s like an athlete who is convinced the referee was rigged. If only his opponent had done the same.
Now people say Trump sells hate, but I think he’s competitive.
Bill Maher has been a strong supporter of Israel since the deadly attack on the Jewish state by Hamas. (Screenshot/HBO)
Yes, that speech was as united against America as Lorena Bobbitt was against penises. but. Sorry, Dana, but the big criticism, the big criticism is that Trump is lying. Are you okay. But in contrast to whom? Obama and Hillary gave us three years of Russiagate. Joe says the biggest threat is white supremacy, the border is secure and inflation was 9% when he took office. A double Whopper with plenty of cheese. This man got elected on a “decent people” hoax, claimed he made President Trump drink a bleach hoax, claimed he was arrested while marching for civil rights, and went to law school at the top of his class. He was the runner-up and the state’s leading scorer in football. But the only evidence he ever played soccer is his brain damage. what? Oh, I know that was mean.
What does Trump lie about? Like how big the inauguration crowd was, or that his penis doesn’t look like a mushroom? I mean, who among us does? I tell everyone that my crowds are huge, and that I betrayed it by playing football. Some people also call President Trump a clown. That’s fine. But if you’re going to work in the circus, why not be a clown? It’s easier than cleaning up after elephants. Government is a circus, and it’s the fools who give it the respect it deserves. Look, nobody’s asking you to love the guy. Great leaders are always hated. Bill Parcells’ players hated him. So did Vince Lombardi. And, of course, there’s Joe Jackson. The fact is, the guy you hate might be better at dealing with big issues than the guy who claims his uncle was eaten by cannibals. Either way, I don’t think it’s going to change Bill’s mind about Trump, but that’s the thing. Not everyone agrees. And if everyone is If I agree with you on every point, you will be very, very lonely.
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you will be very lonely. It’s very lonely when you want everyone to agree with you. This explains why Joy Behar goes through his vibrators three times a month.
