It's time for another Hillary Clinton cosplay from “The Handmaid's Tale.”
No, this isn't about a trendy Halloween costume for on-the-go progressives, this is about a former First Lady pushing her favorite horror story: Trump 2.0 makes “The Handmaid's Tale” a reality!
Pedro Almodovar's The Other Side received a 17-minute standing ovation at the recent Venice Film Festival. 17 minutes! Not even Kim Jong Un could match that.
Just like he did (didn't) the first time.
The pantsuit-clad Teflon Don showed up to the Telluride Film Festival to promote her new pro-abortion documentary, “Zulawski v. Texas.” And, yes, she
Referencing dystopian stories In the process.
“I don't think we should underestimate how important this film is in breaking down the disapproval, denial, neglect and cruelty that has affected the lives of so many women in our country today.”
But enough of the Monica Lewinsky shaming…
Adele's farewell
Goodbye, Adele?
The pop superstar warned fans at a recent concert that she's about to take a break — a big one.
“It's going to be a really long time since I've seen you.”
Adele told her fans: During a concert in Las Vegas.
Does this mean four more years of Trump?
Remember that celebrities spend different amounts of time together. For them, one day out of the spotlight is equivalent to six months for the average person…
Jenna rejects 'Edward Scissorhands'
The woke Hollywood starlet makes perfect sense. Stop printing!
Up-and-coming actress Jenna Ortega will star in “Beetlejuice,” the delayed sequel to Tim Burton's 1988 classic.
Would she be interested in a new Tim Burton film, such as Edward Scissorhands, with a female lead? The progressive journalist asked.
“There's more female leads these days and I think that's very special, but we should have our own main characters too. … I don't like spin-offs. I don't want to see a 'Jamie Bond' thing. You know? I want to see another great guy.”
How about “Furiosa?” The “Mad Max” prequel was a disappointment earlier this summer, and an attempt to turn James Bond into a female superspy could cripple the decades-long franchise.
Even young stars in their 20s know better than the most problem-conscious journalists…
Amy Adams Unleashed
It's fair to say that Hollywood isn't exactly big on housewife cheer, and “Night Bitch” seems like the logical conclusion of that mindset. Yes, that's the movie's real title.
Oscar nominee Amy Adams plays a stressed-out mother (and mother of one!) who transforms into a wolf-like creature at night under extreme stress. The trailer uses every fourth-wave feminist trope it can for what may be the most unintentionally funniest movie to close out the year. Coming in December.
That said, trailers can be deceiving, and Adams may be particular about his film projects, but after seeing this movie it's hard not to be a little skeptical.
This two-minute fiasco.
Trump conspiracy theories? Rosie has an ear to the ground
Rosie O'Donnell is making waves on TikTok.
No, the former host of “The View” wasn't crashing a White Dudes for Harris party. She's spreading a wild conspiracy theory about an assassination attempt on Donald Trump, which Professor O'Donnell says is unlikely to have involved a bullet hitting the former president in the ear.
Why? Because she hates Trump and can't stand the fact that he bravely stared down an assassination attempt. And maybe she's bored and wants a new job.
Or even an old one.
Seriously, if O'Donnell wanted to return to The View, she should have just asked. This unofficial audition showed her at a low level…
Hollywood's jokes
The film industry is a little dishonest. Not that this is particularly news, but there you have it.
Even by La La Land's standards, the “standing ovation” technique is getting old.
What is it? Films that premiere at the Tony Film Festival receive standing ovations at every screening. This is not ordinary praise; it is a calculated gesture based on topicality, the entertainment value of the film, and a variety of other factors.
And it continues like this.
Pedro Almodóvar's The Next Room recently premiered at the Venice Film Festival to a 17-minute standing ovation.
17 minEven Kim Jong Un cannot come up with such a figure.
