How much longer can Joe hold out?

So the more the outside world realizes how senile Biden is, the more he runs away from reality. Luckily for him, it’s only a short distance. According to the New York Times, Old Joe no longer consults with any of his advisers or staff. His cell phone keeps ringing, but Joe keeps trying to answer the banana. Surely Biden’s entourage is closer than a meerkat’s anus. Don’t ask me how I know. He needed a suppository. Apparently, he only has a few loyal supporters left, including his son and wife. The fate of the world is at stake, and the people in charge are substitute teachers and guys who smoke grated cheese. Bert and Ernie were probably all tied up. But hey, why listen to your advisers in a crisis when you can turn to a convicted criminal who smokes crack cocaine like a brisket in North Carolina?

The Bidens run their government like their sex life. They put their relatives first. So when Joe Biden’s brain shrinks like Jesse Watters’ penis in the pool, his comrades shrink too, and he hides from facts that upset him: like, Mr. President, your polls are terrible; your uncle wasn’t eaten by cannibals; and Joe, you have applesauce on your eyebrows. In his desperation, Biden now targets the Supreme Court, putting together a proposal that includes term limits for judges.

Biden talking about term limits? That’s like Stormy Daniels talking about sperm limits. I blame Joe McKee for that. It’s unlikely to pass Congress, but if it does, where will the appeals go? Will it go back to the Supreme Court? So will the Supreme Court decide if they can fire themselves? That’s like the president deciding he doesn’t have dementia. Meanwhile, during his speech at the NAACP convention, Joe lied about the George Floyd riots and called them peaceful protests.

Joe Biden: And then Donald Trump ordered the National Guard to go after people who were peacefully protesting the murder of George Floyd. What on earth is wrong with this guy?

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$2 billion in damage is peaceful? That’s like saying Jonestown was just a slumber party. But Joe lied again. 19 people died in the first two weeks of 2020 riots, President Trump called in the National Guard to quell the violence in Portland, but the Democratic leadership refused. But Joe doesn’t care, because all he has left is racism. And now he’s admitting that he ran as a transition candidate but won’t step down because he didn’t expect it to be so divisive.

Joe Biden: You may remember that when I first announced my candidacy, I said I was going to be the interim candidate. I thought I’d just need to get out of this situation and hand it over to someone else. But I never expected things to become as divisive as they have become.

Am I surprised by this split? I feel like an arsonist who didn’t expect it to get this hot. This guy has literally and figuratively fucked himself up. And now Biden also did a Zoom conference call with Democrats over the weekend that was even worse than the debate. And I puked kidney stones, but it wasn’t as bad as the debate. During the conference call, Biden yelled at Jason Crow, a veteran and Bronze Star recipient of the Democratic Party of Colorado, saying, “Tell me who’s done something with a Bronze Star that you didn’t do, like my son.” Even Joe can’t explain what that has to do with anything. But that’s his default way of getting out of a debate. No one wants to tell him, “What does your dead son have to do with this?”

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The Zoom meeting reportedly infuriated Democrats, but the only reason they didn’t openly denounce Biden was because Trump was shot less than an hour later. When your opponent’s near assassination only works to your advantage, it’s clear that your campaign is in serious danger. Suddenly, people are talking about Joe’s stupidity, not his dementia. So how much longer can Joe hold out?

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He’s scheduled to debate Trump again on September 10th. Will he still be a candidate by then? Will he still be the president by then? If you saw him crawling up the steps of Air Force One today, you’d tell Corona, “Get away from him while you still can.”