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It’s time to do an all-politician ‘Glengarry Glen Ross’; here’s our dream cast

Take the bow and ketanji. You are not a biologist, but you are cameo In bold and non-binary musicals, it proves that they are not talented.

In fact, KBJ's Broadway debut raises urgent questions. How much more undeveloped star power is doing in our country's parliamentary offices, governor's mansions, NGOs?

Sometimes art requires sacrifice. And no one knows about making others sacrifices than Gavin Newsom.

For too long, the Great White Way has perpetuated the system of Performer's privilegesOnly those with highly developed acting, singing and dancing chops endure the chance to win the most coveted role.

(Also: “Amazing white How “?i?yikes.)

All of this is the upcoming lineup revival David Mamet's Pulitzer-Winning “Glengarry Glen Ross” is terribly predictable.

Since the adaptation of the iconic film in 1992, Mamet's story of Mamet's Mamet, the story of a macho, Foul Mouse real estate hustler who has fought for work in all sales contests of brutal winners, is a veteran specialist It was a magnet for a trained actor.

This new production is no exception, and will enlist Bob Odenkirk, Bill Barr, Kieran Culkin and others.

He missed the opportunity to cast alternatives.

All female versions? Don't be ridiculous – everyone knows that intra-women's competition is far more vicious than what even Mamet can dream of.

What I have in mind is to hand over the spotlight to some of our most incredible civil servants.

Former Bad Light Marketing Head Alyssa Hiner Shade I once saidit's time to “inclusive” and “shift tone.”

Well, Alyssa: Have my beer.

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As Bernie Sanders…Shelly “Machine” Leben (Jack Lemon)

“Give me a hot lead. Give me two premium leads. As a “test”, is it okay? As a test. And I promise you…”

“Glengarry Glen Ross” is being discussed by two men at a restaurant booth. The old ones bend forward and repeat, clearly ggling his life. The young man sitting on the other side has the power to make and break him. Ladies and gentlemen (sorry, I meant “Dreamers of all ages”), meet Shelley Levene, the first companion in that equation.

It was broken, wrinkled and troubled, but Leben hopes he still has it. A symbol of cold callers washed away everywhere, he is also the light of the “Kingria” of Thespians over 50 years old. Jack Lemon squeals in the film, playing Lieben to the perfection of suffering, and he lives in pop culture.Old gills“A jarring, collar-punching salesman from “The Simpsons.”

“Better Call Saul” star Bob Odenkirk is this fast-talking, a clear choice for an aging warrior? Objects!

If I would please the court, I would call Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont.

Not to mention range, Shelley Leven needs combat scars. The two were popular in the Senate year in 2016, but ultimately in the doomed presidential run, Bernie got it. Plus, better antis, Grand Standing From the left to go home with the anti-capitalist undertone of the play?

Net worth aside, Sanders is famous for being a nature, and Mamet said he wrote “Grengary” as “didn't have two dimes to rub together.” Sanders' bestselling book, “It's OK to be angry at Capitalism,” couldn't be more said. And there's nothing to put your seat or money in the pockets of producers who hate capitalism.

Washington is full of geezers, but let's face it: only the old man Sanders drives, stubbornness, and “Brass b *** ls” To move these lots… before confiscating them for workers.

dscordudy: Anthony Forcy

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David Hogg Ash…John Williamson (Kevin Spacey)

“You start closing again, you're on the board.”

The other person in that restaurant booth was office manager John Williamson, who was performed on screen with Kevin Spacey, in his 30s. Lead Keeper Williamson will be responsible for the entire operation with two bottom performers shoulders, including the x sales contest.

When the office is plundered and the lead is stolen at the end of Act 1, this man (looking like an intern) finds himself above his head. Destroyed property, angry bosses, contracts to reclose…and older, jealous employees are circling like vultures.

I'll talk about reverse ageism. For this flashy but demanding acting lift, I nominated a real up-and-coming person and recently confirmed the DNC Vice-Chairman David Hogg.

If Hogg was looking at the parts, he also got his resume. Harvard pedigree. As a 24-year-old powerbroker, he is already working on the look of lonely resolve. This resigned from the baby-faced executive who gained respect (or inventive tips) from the old security guard. If he's enthusiastic now, leave him in the room with Pelosi and give him time.

Furthermore, when he goes to his book, “#neveragain: A New Generation Draws,” Hogg sounds like a man standing on his own ground. With that fun note, I can see David embrace the mountains tied to his chest and refuse to share.

Understudy: Former San Francisco Da Chesabudin

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As Gavin Newsom…Ricky Roma (Al Pacino)

“Where are you going…? This is me… This is Ricky, Jim. Jim, whatever you want, you want it, you have it. You know, you know?”

When we first saw Ricky Roma, he leads a false philosophy conversation with the man he just met, James Link. The spill ends with Rome sliding the brochure across the table. Of course, he sells land and Lingk is a simple mark.

Speaking of simple marks, millions of California voters should not be wrong.

If you are looking for a smooth, confident, high roller that believes and has the strange ability to make it others Trust me – every word he says is not as far as Gavin Newsom.

Do you need to say more?

With just the right notes of his soulless good looks and the gravel of his voice (it's better to give credit to the promise of the sky after the promise of the sky), the governor's hair gel is shoo-in. He is ready because he has more family connections to wealth and power than the British royal family. He is Ricky Roma, the winner of this month's sales contest. Here, Newsom takes his place next to Al Pacino, Leaf Schriever, Aidan Gillen and Joe Mantegna, and the play casts the play.

I don't throw it away much, but seeing this Tem “American Psycho” swing in Act 2 to stop James Link from reclaiming his money would be too good to miss. There's nothing to show for the fire, no water, no power, about $200 billion bullet train, Gav Man's There.

Is he useless and polished and difficult to work with? of course. Does he try to nail his castmate's wife and girlfriend? You bet. But sometimes art requires sacrifice. And no one knows about making others sacrifices than Gavin Newsom.

Understudy: Andrew Cuomo

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Andrew Tate As…Dave Moss (Ed Harris)

“That's right. It's a crime. It's very safe too.”

As the downtown corporate suit lifts the heat, Gilt salesman Dave Moss (played alongside Ed Harris' fangs) is not sitting. Instead, he fights back – teenage men everywhere, like kickboxing champions, influencers and patron saints of bloggingAndrew Tate.

I'm sure Moss will have to take his office to his colleague George Arronow soon after we first met him. that night. His plan is to flip the place, drop out at lead and sell it to rival Jerry Graf in the act of revenge.

alpha. I'm proud. It's incredibly cool when discussing or confessing crime.

Throw the perfection of the tie and tate.

Tate's smooth, simmering, performance-like rage brings Mamet's enemy snake to life. And hey, people everywhere are squeezing their hands on Tate's toxic reach He-Man-Woman-Haters Crowds, stages may be a healthier exit for everyone. Defeat the system, mates. It's all made up, so rant and black pills everything you want. Once you're done you can even take the bow.

desssudy: Desssudy

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As John Fetterman…George Arronow (Alan Arkin)

“Why are you doing this to me, Dave? Why are you talking to me this way?”

There's a touch of Mr. Magoo. Thinking he was just blowing steam off with his colleagues, Ahnow stumbled over Moss's plan to take the office away. Just listening to it,“You're an accomplice,” he tells him.

Aaron is horrified, but by the end of Act 1, he is pretty sure he has left and done Moss's dirty work. Act When two rolls go round, we are not so sure, and “Glengarry” takes on the flavor of the crime proceedings.

Who became a crypto conservative after a massive stroke to keep us guessing more than the fake blue-collar dem?

Senator John Fetterman wearing shorts and a presidential inauguration hoodie, don't wear a suit for his lifetime role. .

Either way, and despite his occasional stummer, Hamas and Tren de Aragua give him this play despite Fetterman's calm atmosphere and the loud dislike of the progressive brand. Give this feature, really necessary: ​​a functioning moral compass.

Understudy: Mitch McConnell

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As Jamal Bowman…James Link (Jonathan Price)

“We can't negotiate. We don't have the strength.”

If this sounds like a strange choice, then friends, friends – five white men have already been cast.

Link, an unfortunate, stimulating NPC who takes Roman food and takes signs on eggs in their family nests, comes across Act 2 and draws a fire alarm in their deal. We call it an instinct, but something Jamal Bowman says it fits perfectly.

dusty: Jussy Smollett

CM mirror He is a writer and editor in Los Angeles and publishes the Crocodile Shelf.

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