The amount of unrestrained, unfettered sex that takes place in the Olympic Village every four years is the sport’s best-kept secret. Over the years, dozens of athletes have told stories of their targeted crater radii, hormones flowing through villages, and thousands of encounters that led to international relations like the United Nations.
Paris, the city of love, is regaining its Olympic roots in a big way – There was a frankly alarming order for 300,000 condoms for the 2024 contestants..
This comes after athletes had very little sex at the Tokyo 2020 Games. The Games, held during the coronavirus pandemic, had strict rules in place in the Olympic Village, including six feet of distancing, and even went so far as to assemble special collapsible cardboard beds that couldn’t accommodate two people. , discouraged sex between players.
In Tokyo, organizers provided athletes with 150,000 condoms, but said they were not intended for use while in Tokyo, but to take back to their home countries to spread HIV awareness.
That changes in Paris. Everyone is well aware that something outrageous can happen and has doubled down on condom orders, while its central location in the Olympic village means athletes are absolutely thrilled after the competition. We are making the players understand that there is a possibility.
Michaud said he wanted Paris’ athletes to have everything they need in the village, so he built a sports bar, but he said it would not serve alcohol. “But this will be a great place for them to share their moments and environment,” he said. “Of course, there is no champagne in this village, but in Paris you can drink as much champagne as you want.”
That’s right, thousands of the most athletic humans on the planet share a giant dormitory in the middle of Paris. A night of boozing before heading back to the room stocked with hundreds of thousands of condoms.
There will be an immeasurable amount of sex.
