Rachel Levine, the top transgender person in the Biden administration, has declared for the WNBA Draft, sources tell Scoop Delacroix and the Daily Caller.
After a stellar season in which she averaged 69 points, 27 blocks, and 33 boards per game in the Pentagon City Genderbenders, a women-only intramural league, the government’s first Transsexual Admiral decided to pursue a lifelong dream. I decided to retire from civil service. She immerses herself in an attractive and athletic woman. (Related: Only men can save women’s sports)
If Levine declares as well, he would likely advance to the first round ahead of Iowa phenom Caitlin Clark, according to sources.
Levine’s story is inspiring. Levine, who grew up in a predominantly white Boston suburb, would ride Amtrak to Harlem’s 125th Street Station every weekend to play ball with her black brothers and sisters in Riverside Park along the Hudson River. There he honed his dribbling and shooting skills while infiltrating the black community and increasing transgender “visibility.”
Levine has reportedly attracted the attention of pro scouts since announcing his transfer, citing his height, weight, speed and strength advantage over the average woman on the hardwood. It had little effect on gender. A source told Scoops that all 12 WNBA players attended the Benders’ final game of the 2023-24 winter season last week, a 49-point win over the Women of the Women. He said some of the biggest names in the franchise’s front office (now he knew there were that many) were in attendance. The Catholic Charity team achieved five double-doubles with Levine leading the three-legged attack.
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