One of the best sports comedy sketches ever Keys & Peels Matching the name of a cheerful football with the inventive “East/West College Bowl” bit. Every year, I release my watch around this time, in preparation for the NFL Draft.
While you will never be blessed with “Hingle McRingleberry” or “Tyroil Smoochy Walas”, every draft still has an incredible name for every draft worthy of recognition. The purpose of an all-named team is not to tease people for things that have no choice, but to understand how great these names are.
QB: Connor Bazel Rack – Bowling Green
RB: Ulysses Bentley IV – Mississippi
WR: Konata Manpfield – Pittsburgh
WR: Xzavier Henderson – Cincinnati
WR: Efton Chism III – East Washington
TE: Rivaldo Fairweather – Auburn
OT: Gerad Christian-Lichtenhan – Oregon
OG: Torricelli Simpkins III – South Carolina
C: Dartanyan Tinsley – Cincinnati
OG: Mose Vavao – Fresno
OT: ESA pole – Washington State
Edge: Princess Uman Milen – Mississippi
LB: Smael Mondon Jr. – Georgia
LB: Marlowe Wax – Syracuse
Edge: Chaz Chambliss – Georgia
DT: Tonka Hemingway – South Carolina
DT:Zeek Biggers – Georgia Institute of Technology
DT: Jahvaree Ritzie – North Carolina
CB: Cobee Bryant – Kansas
S: Kamren Fabiculan – Washington
S: Cam’ron Silmon Craig – Colorado
CB: Robert Ronbeam – Rutgers
K: Owendarfer – North Carolina A&T
P: Alex Mastromanno – Florida
LS: Rino Monteforte – Notre Dame
Name Team MVP is difficult. My gut say “Kamren Fabiculanan”, but Smael Mondon Jr.
